Racer's Lounge - When your drunk, your friends get pissed when....

You give their ceiling fan the stone cold stunner off the couch, breaking the blade off.

Your turn. :lol:

pull the fire alarm 2 minutes after 12:00 on New Years, ending the party.

pull the fire alarm 2 minutes after 12:00 on New Years, ending the party.
hahaha

pull the fire alarm 2 minutes after 12:00 on New Years, ending the party.
:owned:

you take a piss in the sink because there was a line at the bathroom

try to open a beer with your cellphone and end up showering the ceiling and wall with heinekin

Ohh another one. piss off the roof during a hurricane party.

and my number one fuckup is:

light your friends apartment on fire trying to make macaroni and cheese. when you accidentally leave the box on a burner because your so drunk then forget that your cooking and go and sit down. Im not allowed there anymore.

You clock somebody and lay them down on the floor out cold because they spilled their beer on your crotch, and then you start talking shit. You almost incite a riot and they have to drag you out of the house and make a quick getaway.

You take their golf cart out for a spin and bust the front of it up by attempting to jump off 4 foot embankment. I didn't do it, but I was a witness to the crime.

Ohh another one. piss off the roof during a hurricane party.

and my number one fuckup is:

light your friends apartment on fire trying to make macaroni and cheese. when you accidentally leave the box on a burner because your so drunk then forget that your cooking and go and sit down. Im not allowed there anymore.

Haha...did that.

you take a piss in the sink because there was a line at the bathroom

Or you piss in the middle of the street when there are hundreds of people lining the road watching all the muscle cars do burnouts, then you yell a very inappropriate thing at a guy with his little daughter in the car for no good reason. Oops.

You take your friends phone away while he is taking to his girlfriend and tell her what you really think about her.

or

The bathroom line is so long that you go take a piss in the backyard and piss all over her sleeping dog on accident.

take your buddies phone and drunk dial his parents

You didn't realize there was a screen door and walk straight through it. End up doing a face plant onto the deck. Did that at my own place to my own door. :jest: knocked it off the track and bent the shit out of it. Fixed it with a hammer and duck dape.

Your at a quiet little bar trying to tear down their chandelier.

or

You try to break their beer bottle over your head while they are still drinking from it

Your at a quiet little bar trying to tear down their chandelier.

Done that before. I was not kicked out because I was so drunk I didnt really do any harm.

or

Spit your dip in your friends brand new pickup. Acctually took it out then just a a little spit.

Or

Hit on a girl and then get beat up by a buddy that is 3 times the size of me (muscle wise).

peeing in your friends snowboarding boot cause it semed like a good place at the time. yea it wasnt all soaked in by the mornin when he put it on either.

(not me my boy) peed in his aunts frig we tried to stop him but he insisted it was the right place to go and we were being morons.

Pass out in the middle of the dance floor when everyone is trying to dance haha.

...You jump through a sheetrock wall (not just punch it, actualy put person sized hole in the wall).

Shut the power off at the breaker box at 12:00 on new years 2000 (y2k) instantly plunging everyone into terror at the thoughts that it really happened.

wake up and piss all over a friends dresser then try to flush the drawer knob lol

Drive your friends nice golf cart through their nice garage door and backing it into their pool almost electracuting myself and the 7 people in the pool.

DRINKING AND DRIVING GOLF CARTS ARE BAD KIDS!!

OMG, almost forgot my favorite.

My friend and I just got into the bar, he needed to use the bathroom and gave me his card to order some drinks... went up, sat at the bar ordered some drinks. He forgot that he gave the card to me to use for awhile, and I just kept ordering drinks for girls and the both of us... he asked, "Why do you laugh everytime you order a drink" and I say, "It's because you're buying" he didn't get it until I signed the bill and handed the card over to him.


Let's just say I bought drinks the next four times we hung out

almost get them thrown out of a baseball game because you are screaming obscenities in front of a row of little league kids

leave a party, steal a car with two friends, crash into a snowbank and have your friends drag ouy in the snow all the way home.(not me btw) friend of mine.

start a fight with your ex-gf's boyfriend and his "crew" at a party. they were pissed because i didn't finish the fight. :jest: we finished later though. oh how we finished.

p.s: my ex gf hates me, but i'm sure she hates the fact that her boyfriend has two chipped teeth. haha zing!

eating dorritos in your firends car and spraying them out of you mouth in a sprinkler-like effect and not noticing it.

getingt a handjob in the middle of texas roadhouse... lol while a party of 10 kinda has an idea of whats going on... sorry if that ones illegal... ill delete it if it is..

I did't do this but my friend did and it pissed me off.

Its early in the moring like 6am and were still up he has to piss so he goes out my apt door(i'm on the second level) and wips his shit out and pisses right off the balcony right as the women under me is leaving for work. He pissed all over her sidewalk, meanwhile she's getting in her car with a disgusted look on her face.

last semester my suitemate would always show up around 4 in the morning drunk off his ass.

I think the best example of that was when I awoke to find him standing over the food of my bed, obviously confused that this didn't look like his room and there was someone in what he thought was his bed, so he layed down on the rug next to my bed and fell asleep. My roommate thought it was me snoring. He apparently got up and went back to his room sometime between 4 and 6.

Another time he walked into our room shit faced drunk, crippled his way to the bathroom, and proceeded to piss on the floor all around the toilet. Ironically that week the cleaning ladies had gone on vacation or something, so for 3 or 4 weeks we had this stall floor covered in piss.

We brought some chicks back from a bar and while I was taking care of my chick, my brothers chick passed out on the couch so he went to bed. He woke up with her peeing in his luggage in his room and asked her "What the fuck are you doing!?" She replied "Takin a piss, do you mind perv!?". He didn't make his 7:45AM flight the next day.

I got so drunk on my 21st birthday that I was in Champs and I kept yelling at the barback "Juan---- no--- PABLO--- No wait--- Julio! Get me a drink already!"... I also found a couple who was on a blind date (somehow) and started hitting on the chick and she started getting into me and the guy got a bit pissed. So they left and as they were walking out I screamed pretty loud "Make sure you f*ck her in the ass tonight!"... he walked out. After that little fiasco I decided it would be a great idea to pee in the big fountain at the Irvine Spectrum. Ah yes, the 21st.

you make out with his mom...

My buddy was being a nice guy and washing dishes. He was so waisted he ground up two of my favorite shot glasses in the disposer. Destroyed my kentucky redneck shot glass with a dude smackng his wife silly and my imfamous one shaped like a high heel.

When you take the only hot chick willing to put out and leave your bros hangin with all of the hot chicks slutty duff's~(designated ugly female friend)

When you take the only hot chick willing to put out and leave your bros hangin with all of the hot chicks slutty duff's~(designated ugly female friend)

+1. ha

When you're flirting with a girl all night at a party, walk away for five minutes and your friend swoops in trying to be smooth, then tries to throw you into the pool to impress said girl. Unfortunately for him I saw him coming and somehow managed a very drunken maneuver that left him charging right into the pool wondering what happened. Needless to say his plan failed and I went home with the girl. :)

you barf on their (long haired) cat.


-Mike

you make out with his mom...

is your sig pic of the getaway?

asking the gas attendant to fill it regular not knowing you have penis drawings on your face for passing out the night before with your shoes on...

When you get piss drunk and you start shit with this insanly rich kid with a escalde on 24s. And you ask him more than once for his lacoste shirt. After abour 15 minutes he gives you his shirt and your friends see this happen so they try to get the dudes rims... And you dont know anyone at the party lol

or your at the sox game watching the fireworks at the end and your friends dad has to piss but is right up against the rail and notcies there are about 1000 people behind him so he pulls it out and pisses on the people below him. then watches the rest of the fireworks and when the police grab him hes pissed off and tells them to arrest some1 that is actually doing somethign against the law..

I was sitting on a brand new BMW 3 series and even though my friends kept asking me If i thought it was a bad idea I insisted that it was all good. I then proceeded to try and piss on as many objects in the back yard as I could.

Having your eye brow shaved off, and walking around for a few hours that day until you see a mirror...

Falling face 1st from 8 stairs

Punching out my car window, because I couldnt open the door( I wasnt driving)

Starting a fight with anyone at a party that wasnt in your group of freinds

There is way to much.............took a Jumbo gum ball machine, and ran a bunch of city blocks with it, and trying to put it in the car, but it wouldnt fit...

Bar fights happen all the time

Pissed on the wind sheild of a friends car, she had all of her gril friends in it......And when she yelled at me, I just lifted my dick higher to get spots I missed.

Then asked why she was so mad, and got smacked in the face......So I jiggled my dick at here and laughed lol in a mocking manor

My friends got my Wife totally waisted one time, they came back from the bar, and my next door neighbor was having a go away party with about 20 dudes and 10 women, including me over there. The wife noticed me next door motioned for my buddy's to come over to start drinking some more. Wife started to strip in front of everyone including the girls... The girls got insanely jealous and was wanting to start a fight, I ended up pushing Next door neighbor's wife into the flower garden to get her off my intoxecated wife.. And ended up scrapping with him. Had the cops called and ended up spending the night in the clink for drunk in public while my wife and friends slept it off at home.

Lane

lol yall are evil!! lol

eating dorritos in your firends car and spraying them out of you mouth in a sprinkler-like effect and not noticing it.

getingt a handjob in the middle of texas roadhouse... lol while a party of 10 kinda has an idea of whats going on... sorry if that ones illegal... ill delete it if it is..

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