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Old 05-18-2007, 09:54 AM
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I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was pretty sharp and had a tight body for being 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a convensation, and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double. I said I'm not sure what that was. She said it's a mother and daughter three-some. I thought hmmm? We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was my lucky night! I said, "That sounds great, let's go!" We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom you still awake?"

















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Old 05-18-2007, 10:02 AM
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Haha thats awesome, when I first started reading this I was like daaaamn your gonna be in trouble James.
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whoa whoa whoa! details lol
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i still dont know with the whole mom being like 80+ thing.
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James your one sick puppy...
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Lmfao!!!!
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:35 AM
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that can't be true...lol
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:41 AM
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That is hilarious!!
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That's gross...
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LOL Puts drink 'till she's hot into a whole new ball park.
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OK I confess. It's not really true.

Ya caught me.lol.
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LMAO! Thats some funny stuff there. Good one James.
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Had me going lol.
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thats disturbing,lol
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damn your lucky!
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So how was Grandma?
Did you put a to that a$$???
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