View Full Version : Custom side scoops!!!!

06-20-2007, 01:54 AM
ok theres a guy an hour or two away from my house with the ugliest corvette in history. Its disgusting. Hes literally had it for sale for well over a year. Ive seen it on here, on ebay, and on craigslist. Ive always opened it an wanted to vomit. But tonight i saw a few different pics and i fell in love!!! with the custom side scoops only! does anyone know exactly what he used or how he did it? i also like his center stack! im tempted to offer him $5,000 lol because id have to do so much to make the car nice again but then i wonder if its even save able. Anyway, check out the link and let me know. i ant save pics right now so if someone wanted to upload them to photobucket thad be great becuase otherwise after about 6 days they wont work!

06-20-2007, 03:21 AM
surely you cant be serious :barf:

06-20-2007, 07:09 AM
thats just wrong.....poor vette.

06-20-2007, 09:57 AM
That car makes baby Jesus cry. Come to think of it, it makes me cry.


06-20-2007, 11:26 AM
There is so much custom fabrication on that car it's least around the stereo/retracting azz brake light/TV thingy. But, just because you can doesn't mean you should...hideous.

As for the side ducts, looks like a custom fabrication piece could get somewhat close by adding in Z06 ducts and painting them to match the car. They could be from an aftermarket body package, but I haven't seen anything like that I remember.

06-20-2007, 02:08 PM
Wow, he's got a lot of money into that car. It too bad it wasn't done right.

06-20-2007, 03:40 PM
waaa duuu fuuuu :doublepuk

06-20-2007, 07:22 PM
surely you cant be serious :barf:

lol about what? the car or the side ducts?i think if just the side ducts were on a c5 theyd look really nice. About the only thing on there. The most ridiculous thing is that tv. You guys this guy is over 60 years old so yea, hes gonna be a little confused

06-20-2007, 07:47 PM
...oh my god...

06-21-2007, 12:25 AM
haha, It's like the New age bat i mean shit mobile that somebody through yellow paint on!!! The best is the big ass corvette symbol and the steering well!!! I trying to sleep and I can't now... I offer 2 grand

06-21-2007, 01:26 PM
That thing looks like a rotten fucking banana !! Whoever did that must be smoking some good weed and selling the rest to pay for all the customization. Completely rediculous. The eleventh ammendment, "Thou shalt not desicrate a beautiful corvette by over doing it with aftermarket stick on crap !!! "

06-21-2007, 02:35 PM
It even has a VHS player!!! Baller....

06-21-2007, 03:36 PM
Bad choice for upgrades, I would have put all the money into the motor capable of destroying anything on Planet Earth, and still have money left over for a beach home. I am not sure which is uglier:

1) The humungous 2-ton racing wing, which I doubt could ever be functional
2) The enormous C5 rear bumper emblem, which appears to have a life of its own
3) The PITA steering wheel, you must be good to drive with that thing

Different strokes for different folks...