A couple of text messages I received today from a female friend.

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Old 06-21-2007, 11:18 PM
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Default A couple of text messages I received today from a female friend.

"Ah! My car broke down! Not cool.."

[I asked what's wrong.]

"Ran out of oil again and its not leaking or coming out of the exhaust! My dipstick is bone dry! Second time!"
Old 06-21-2007, 11:20 PM
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5 bucks says its a honda
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Crap. I forgot to ask what kind of car it is. If I remember correctly, it might be a Camry, but don't quote me on that.
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Tell her that her dipstick can be quite filled with your ample substance...

My brother in law's g-friend called me a couple of weeks ago saying her car was making weird noises and was running at 5k rpms at 60 mph. I was like...OH NO...! I told her to check her gear shift... sure enough, she was in 2nd gear. .
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Originally Posted by pdanrichey
Tell her that her dipstick can be quite filled with your ample substance...

My brother in law's g-friend called me a couple of weeks ago saying her car was making weird noises and was running at 5k rpms at 60 mph. I was like...OH NO...! I told her to check her gear shift... sure enough, she was in 2nd gear. .
Heh. Women.
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I got one for yall my gf ran out off gas on her way to work about a month ago...... she lives 4 blocks away from work
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My Gf drove for a whole week with her OD light on, she complained of bad gas mileage and loud noise.

I'm not even gonna say what she thought OD meant....
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My wife sucked me down and then complained of a bad taste in her mouth this one time... I don't what she was talking about...
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Is it me or are all of PDanRichey's posts just incredibly retarded and all about the ****?
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Originally Posted by THE_SUPRA
Is it me or are all of PDanRichey's posts just incredibly retarded and all about the ****?
great googly moogly look at this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://ls1tech.com/forums/texas-members/736184-who-knows-rear-ends.html
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Originally Posted by THE_SUPRA
Is it me or are all of PDanRichey's posts just incredibly retarded and all about the ****?
HAHHAHAHAAA!!! You're just upset because I'm porking your sister. She just came in and asked if she could have my leftovers from dinner. I'm promptly replied...OH YEAH!!!!
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Originally Posted by THE_SUPRA
Is it me or are all of PDanRichey's posts just incredibly retarded and all about the ****?
Yes, I just noticed his salaciousness, too.
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women.. cant live with cant teach them to know jack about cars.. oh yea and you cant shoot them.
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Thats why you always log out with friends over
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Shackleford has friends
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Originally Posted by GusZ28
Shackleford has friends
Nah, its actually him that ran out of oil. He just didnt want to admit it!
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This thread SERIOUSLY failed to deliver the goods.

0/10

-Ben R
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Originally Posted by Mike TexaSS
This thread SERIOUSLY failed to deliver the goods.

0/10

-Ben R
What are these "goods" of which you speak?
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Originally Posted by Shackleford
What are these "goods" of which you speak?
The text was supposed to include something about a female wanting your cack.

I think that's what Ben was eluding to.
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Originally Posted by TheBlurLS1
The text was supposed to include something about a female wanting your cack.

I think that's what Ben was eluding to.
He'd have to have one for her to want it.



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