Street Racing & Kill Stories - damn rednecks

long story short...
my girlfriends uncle has a 96 T/A. LT1 with some shorties and blowmasters. no internal work done at all. still has stock rims (235's) :mullet: This guy has never raced his car. only played a little on the road. he has never dynoed the car. nor has he ever had any professional work done. (no tune or internal work done) He swears he has over 380HP. :eyes: I told him he is lucky if he is putting down 300.

He was talking shit about my car to my girlfreind. (i have full boltons, full suspension, VIG3200, dyno tuned 326rwhp and 344rwtq, and zr1's in KD's) You know what he had to say? Those arent even real corvette rims and i said NO SHIT. Most ZR1's are replicas. Then he said i couldnt even beat a C6 ZO6. Once again i said NO SHIT!!!!!!!

He told me he would smoke me. I just busted out laughing in his face shaking my head as i walked away. My girlfriend even said "your kidding right?"

Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him :devil:

Tell him that if you win, his daughter gets to spend the night at my...I mean your house. :jest:

Better be careful about breakin it off in him too hard...if there's a possibility he could be the F-in-law one day.

you definately need to race him. even better, race me and i'll let you win. we can get it on video and you can show him you beat a C6Z :)

long story short...
my girlfriends uncle has a 96 T/A. LT1 with some shorties and blowmasters. no internal work done at all. still has stock rims (235's) :mullet: This guy has never raced his car. only played a little on the road. he has never dynoed the car. nor has he ever had any professional work done. (no tune or internal work done) He swears he has over 380HP. :eyes: I told him he is lucky if he is putting down 300.

He was talking shit about my car to my girlfreind. (i have full boltons, full suspension, VIG3200, dyno tuned 326rwhp and 344rwtq, and zr1's in KD's) You know what he had to say? Those arent even real corvette rims and i said NO SHIT. Most ZR1's are replicas. Then he said i couldnt even beat a C6 ZO6. Once again i said NO SHIT!!!!!!!

He told me he would smoke me. I just busted out laughing in his face shaking my head as i walked away. My girlfriend even said "your kidding right?"

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r1/brad8266/Funny%20pics/mullet.jpg

Fucking posers shit talking like they know something. Roast his ass. I hate ignorant morons trying to act like they know what the hell they are talking about. Its pathetic.

Vid please. I'd like to see his Mullet flying in the wind.

you definately need to race him. even better, race me and i'll let you win. we can get it on video and you can show him you beat a C6Z :)

I like this idea. Confusing the ignorant is fun.

Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him :devil:

Why pretend? :devil: :devil: :devil:

Race him from a low roll, and let him get the jump... as you pass him, have your GF pretend like she's giving you road head. That'll teach him :devil:
Why pretend? :devil:

Holy shit now that is weird^^^^

I didn't even see that post above mine.

:lol: nice

Hahaha great minds think alike.

I really wish my wife would let me have a mullet...

I really wish my wife would let me have a mullet...

:jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest:

i wish my wife would give me roadhead

:funny: :funny: :funny:

Why pretend? :devil:
That works too :judge:

i wish my wife would give me roadhead
or kitchenhead
or beachhead
or denhead
or .....

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r1/brad8266/Funny%20pics/mullet.jpg
i win :mullet:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/streetassasin/mullet.jpg

I love how guys with mullets are always so serious lmfao :jest:

Yeah but in my "neck of the woods" I have hillbillies like that all the time. I raced some 16 second 355 truck in my l98 from some kid talkin shit about how slow my car was and his truck was "fast as hell" or so his buddies said LOL.

[QUOTE=streetassasin]i win :mullet:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/streetassasin/mullet.jpg[/QUOT


roflmfao!!!!! This pic is hilarious!

just pull up next to him at a light...when it turns green step on the long narrow pedal next to the hump on the floor...and see what happens...lol...I got my money on the mullet...lol...those add like 50 rwhp per inch....haha....

I love how guys with mullets are always so serious lmfao :jest:

Yeah but in my "neck of the woods" I have hillbillies like that all the time. I raced some 16 second 355 truck in my l98 from some kid talkin shit about how slow my car was and his truck was "fast as hell" or so his buddies said LOL.

Welcome to the story of my life.

When you have a 4cylinder in Nascar country, you never hear the end of it.

He swears he has over 380HP.

atleast!! most likely more... :mullet: :jest:

^ if he has a 3/4 race cam, it's lights out for an LSX. Those things are faayyyyuuusssssst. :lol:

he is putting down like 260ish probably. maybe a little more. just smoke him already!!!

^ if he has a 3/4 race cam, it's lights out for an LSX. Those things are faayyyyuuusssssst. :lol:
3/4 cams, LOL, I havent heard that term in a while.

3/4 cams, LOL, I havent heard that term in a while.

my father in law asked me if I had a 3/4 race cam in my old LT1..

long story short...
my girlfriends uncle has a 96 T/A. LT1 with some shorties and blowmasters. no internal work done at all. still has stock rims (235's) :mullet: This guy has never raced his car. only played a little on the road. he has never dynoed the car. nor has he ever had any professional work done. (no tune or internal work done) He swears he has over 380HP. :eyes: I told him he is lucky if he is putting down 300.

He was talking shit about my car to my girlfreind. (i have full boltons, full suspension, VIG3200, dyno tuned 326rwhp and 344rwtq, and zr1's in KD's) You know what he had to say? Those arent even real corvette rims and i said NO SHIT. Most ZR1's are replicas. Then he said i couldnt even beat a C6 ZO6. Once again i said NO SHIT!!!!!!!

He told me he would smoke me. I just busted out laughing in his face shaking my head as i walked away. My girlfriend even said "your kidding

right?"

Be polite, you might be related someday. Both of you need to drag yourself to the closest track. Heads up best of three. Flip lanes after the first run. You don't want to run on the street because street racing isn't safe. Your G/F's parents will also have more respect for you. There is nothing wrong with spouting off at a family gathering. Everyone will think your smart if you race at the track. Loser pays entry fees. :jest: :jest: :chug: :chug:

[QUOTE=streetassasin]i win :mullet:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/streetassasin/mullet.jpg[/QUOT


roflmfao!!!!! This pic is hilarious!
looks like he cut his hair w/ a flowbe

[QUOTE=lovescamaros28]
looks like he cut his hair w/ a flowbe

The phrase "squeal like a pig" somehow just jumped into my head when i saw that pic.

[QUOTE=bobodog]

The phrase "squeal like a pig" somehow just jumped into my head when i saw that pic.

:funny:

race me and i'll let you win. we can get it on video and you can show him you beat a C6Z :)

can i do that? :jest:

man those pics made me laugh my ass off. I showed them to my girl and she laughed too.

Yeah alot of us would probably like a vid of us beating a C6ZO6.