Jakes Dad
08-13-2007, 01:54 PM
:angel: Minding my own business, hoping my 12 hour day on the car lot passes quickly, in rolls a late model Mustang, rumble rumble rumble!
Three guys exit and head for the show room. Previous experience tells me it's a bad sign when three people get out of any car during the day. But what the hell it's a new week I am ready to play the game. :cool:
"Welcome to -------- Chevrolet, my name is --- and you are?" Bud, what can you tell you about that new Camaro. :engarde: "It's coming." strike one. Do you have them yet? What engine do they get? Do you think they will be the Mustang? strike two. Why would any ass clown walk into to Chevrolet dealer and ask such a stupid question? :punch:
"Well Bud, I hope it's strong." Do you think it will run 9's like my Mustang? :burn: :burn: "Yes, but it might not be finished with the 1/4 mile yet. So Bud, you're telling me your Mustang run 9's in the 1/4?" Yep. "So Bud, what do you run EZ Street?" Nope I run at the strip. "NMRA" Nope, never heard of that. "OK, would you mind showing me your car." Sure. Raising the hood I see headers an a intake. The inside of the car is trashed. :punch: :punch: "9's as I again make eye contact."
:cheers: :cheers: Boys do you have a minute? I need to show you something. Sure. As we walk into my work area I point to a picture of a Camaro I have hanging on the wall over my desk. Is that dog a Pit Bull? Ignoring that question I open the PC to LS1Tech Drag Racing section about the Ohio Boys and sometimes a girl. I ask all three to watch. As the vidio plays nothing is said. On the second trip through the vidio I think they see the posted et. I told them I like all 9 second cars but I don't think they have one. I said I would be happy to take your name and phone # and call you when we receive official information. No that's ok - thanks! Back to bed :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:
Three guys exit and head for the show room. Previous experience tells me it's a bad sign when three people get out of any car during the day. But what the hell it's a new week I am ready to play the game. :cool:
"Welcome to -------- Chevrolet, my name is --- and you are?" Bud, what can you tell you about that new Camaro. :engarde: "It's coming." strike one. Do you have them yet? What engine do they get? Do you think they will be the Mustang? strike two. Why would any ass clown walk into to Chevrolet dealer and ask such a stupid question? :punch:
"Well Bud, I hope it's strong." Do you think it will run 9's like my Mustang? :burn: :burn: "Yes, but it might not be finished with the 1/4 mile yet. So Bud, you're telling me your Mustang run 9's in the 1/4?" Yep. "So Bud, what do you run EZ Street?" Nope I run at the strip. "NMRA" Nope, never heard of that. "OK, would you mind showing me your car." Sure. Raising the hood I see headers an a intake. The inside of the car is trashed. :punch: :punch: "9's as I again make eye contact."
:cheers: :cheers: Boys do you have a minute? I need to show you something. Sure. As we walk into my work area I point to a picture of a Camaro I have hanging on the wall over my desk. Is that dog a Pit Bull? Ignoring that question I open the PC to LS1Tech Drag Racing section about the Ohio Boys and sometimes a girl. I ask all three to watch. As the vidio plays nothing is said. On the second trip through the vidio I think they see the posted et. I told them I like all 9 second cars but I don't think they have one. I said I would be happy to take your name and phone # and call you when we receive official information. No that's ok - thanks! Back to bed :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: