kokingSS

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ok so im at work and bored and we started telling Chuck Norris jokes. Well i ran out and so did everyone here so lets here your best Chuck Norris jokes.

1. Chuck Norris is so cool he lost hhis virginity before his dad.
2. the grass is always greener on the other side unless CHuck Norris was
there then its covered in blood.
3. most people think that under Chuck's chin is a strong chiseled jaw but in
reality its another fist.
4. Chuck Norris is sueing NBC for plagurising the name of his legs,
LAW and ORDER
5. When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet the water
gets Chuck Norrised.

CamaroKidZ28

youre about a year late on chuck norris jokes

kokingSS

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i dont care i still think there funny

01NBMT/A

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he is scared of the dark because the dark is scared of him

2002t/a06

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it only takes 20 min for chuck norris to watch 60min.

11SecVette

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you are NEVER too late for Chuck Norris jokes - FANTASTIC!!

2002t/a06

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every year on chuck norris's birthday he selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

chuck norris CAN touch MC hammer.

11SecVette

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The boogieman is afraid that Chuck Norris sleeps under his bed... blah ... can't remember anymore.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris didn't earn a black belt in BJJ. He already had it on when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

2002t/a06

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one day chuck norris walked into a bar, it exploded on impact as a bar could not handle that much awesomeness.

kokingSS

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody

krayzie7th

Chuck Noriss counted to infinity twice.

Sleward

When chuck norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

BLACKZ02

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Children wear Superman pajamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

95ZLT1

If Chuck Norris is late time better slow the **** down.

flemshady

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From A few post up:

Its, The boogyman checks the closet for chuck Norris at night before he goes to bed!

CodyB4C

Chuck Norris Is The Reason Why Waldo Is Hiding.

will69camaro

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table of elements. the only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise.

William

sway99bird

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chuck norris went to the virgin islands and now they are just "the islands"

clean99

when chuck norris pee's into the wind, the wind changes direction

Havok2

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chuck norris can divide by zero.
when chuck norris does push ups. he isnt pushing himself up. he is pushing the world down
when chuck has sex, he is never on the bottom, cus he never fucts up.