Street Racing & Kill Stories - funny rustang

ha, just thought id tell ya what i seen today:D:D:D today after work two blocks away, a mustang pulls on the side of me and revves car bouncing the rev limiter...ha what ever...but min or two later he gets behind me and dose it again BUT...HEHEHEHEHAHAHA, as he revs his car wich has a camaro ss hood? starts bleeking? he had led lights in the scoop of the hood???:eyes: it was so stupid funny my stomach still hurts from laughing so hard. the car also had a stupid import body. soooo funny lookin:D

Sounds like a Ricestang

ha no! way worse!!! but the ss style hood?

what can i say them ford boys are always trying to copy us :)

only kidding ( or am i? )

ha, just thought id tell ya what i seen today

After reading this far I stopped. Learn proper english and I'll read your threads. :gtfo:

haha can someone who speaks shit translate this to english for me

I'm baffled. ...What is "bleeking"?

I wouldnt bet against the ricer having more brains than the op...

ha, just thought id tell ya what i seen today:D:D:D today after work two blocks away, a mustang pulls on the side of me and revves car bouncing the rev limiter...ha what ever...but min or two later he gets behind me and dose it again BUT...HEHEHEHEHAHAHA, as he revs his car wich has a camaro ss hood? starts bleeking? he had led lights in the scoop of the hood???:eyes: it was so stupid funny my stomach still hurts from laughing so hard. the car also had a stupid import body. soooo funny lookin:D

After consulting with several linguistics experts and state of the art computer systems, we come up with this translated text:

"Hi all, figure I'd tell you guys what I saw today. After work I drove not more than two blocks before a mustangs pulls up and starts to bounce off the rev limiter. I think to myself "ha ha what ever". A few min later the mustang gets behind me and starts to rev up to redline again. His car had a camaro SS looking hood with LED lights in the scoop. It also had an import style body kit. His car was so sad my stomach still hurts from laughing. "

It was a rather hard dialect to crack, new age dumbass combined with traditional tardisms.

:gtfo: Useless without pics! Only thing you killed here was the english language :lock:

somebody put these wounded ponies out of their misery

It was a rather hard dialect to crack, new age dumbass combined with traditional tardisms.

:rotflmao:

wow, sorry for the english, but were not in class now. next time ill type a little slower and proof read...too bad, but other wise lick my nuts, first off i never said anything bad about mustangs...rather the shitty job on that car. Second, ls1 tech?, not mustang tech. and thats whats wrong with fucks like you. grow up, you all think its some kind of fucking war. cry about it

BUT mustangs ARE gay ass bitch cars

Someone mad they own a slow ass T/A? :rotflmao:

no, sticks n stones. shits just rude man u could of just haha'd it with me but it seems that every stang guy has to talk shit??? its not like i have not seen a stupid looking t/a before?

and slows far from it:engarde:

and slows far from it:engarde:

:eyes:
what all is done to your 8 second street beast?

little bit of this, little bit of that, like 64 valve super cam, duel quad bearings, super anti hyper rev valve! ha

what the fuck? sorry no million dollar vette here tho, if you dont want to be a dick than cool but, all bolt ons, custom y pipe, little tiny stuff here and there, fast 92/90 and paid cam. the cam and intake are not in yet

:eyes:
what all is done to your 8 second street beast?

Nothing more than lid and exhaust I'm sure. :eyes:

Edit: LOL he just replied and I was right on the money!

what the fuck? sorry no million dollar vette here tho, if you dont want to be a dick than cool but, all bolt ons, custom y pipe, little tiny stuff here and there, fast 92/90 and paid cam. the cam and intake are not in yet

How the fuck am I being a dick? And yes, you still own a slow POS F-body, even if you get the cam and intake in.

i saw the same thing on a miata once... it was behind me and i noticed his blinkers came on randomly... couple brake checks confirmed he had done something silly with his wires. :lol:

edit: apparently i stepped in a poop sammich after reading further into this thread.

"8 second street beast" a pos f body? sorry billy badass in the vette, and yes shitstain, just a lid you got it!!! im sick of little bitches like you that have mom and dad buy ur shit and or a supercharger and you think your the shit. keep thinking that, im patting you on the back no o2k!

and yes, me and two of my friends agree...its a fucking vette! im guessing stock? yup! nothing like yourself right? dude guess what your shit dose stink!!!!! u 2 32valve shit box

8 sec's in the 1/4 mile................or the 1/8?

8 sec's in the 1/4 mile................or the 1/8?60' :nod:
Billy badass? No. I calls 'em like I sees 'em. I pay for all my shit. My parents haven't bought me a thing since I was 16 bud ;)
Guess what cumstain? It's not stock either.