Street Racing & Kill Stories - finally got my taste of a evo

Let me start off by saying they plain out SUCK!!

I was headed out towards Cary today sometime around 1 when I came across a new evo proceeding to have his way with a acura integra gsr that was all riced out. Now heres how it happened, after seeing the gsr get ate up 3 times in a row I jus go ahead and get the bottle ready didnt need it:devil:(as you guys would know thats my insurance now since the lil green camaro insident), I slide down to 3rd easy and press the go pedal a lil to get up to them and jump some to let them kno I was there,I see the guy in the evo look and kinda grin so I motion for them to slow down(GSR was no game he backed out). We are at about 40 now and I pull down to 2nd. I motion for him to get the jump..He drops the hammer and goes I give him about half a car and I go WOT. spun some but when i got traction it looked like he slammed on brakes when i went by..immidently i put bus lengths on him up to 120 :D i tryed slowing back down so he could get back beside me no luck! even slowed to 45 but he still wouldnt come back up, threw him a thumbs up and a wave out the window and proceeded on to my destination :nod:

sorry so long guys

:usa: justin

rice is so good you guys should have some :burn:

Nice kill!

If anyone would run into an Evo (given the flurry of 25POS posts of late), I'm glad it was you EvilStang. Your story brought me joy. So, how many BUSLENGTHS was that again? And the guy even did the ricer hang back. MAN! This is great news. Congrats on the Ricer kill (slaughter). :cheers:

NO ONE should respond to 25PSI in this thread, save for Evil. This thread belongs to EvilStang, and for those who intend to give him his propers. 25PSI gave his props already, that is all. DO NOT REPLY TO HIS RANTS.

Props on the kill Evil. :cheers: :D

If anyone would run into an Evo (given the flurry of 25POS posts of late), I'm glad it was you EvilStang. Your story brought me joy. So, how many BUSLENGTHS was that again? And the guy even did the ricer hang back. MAN! This is great news. Congrats on the Ricer kill (slaughter). :cheers:



NO ONE should respond to 25PSI in this thread, save for Evil. This thread belongs to EvilStang, and for those who intend to give him his propers. 25PSI gave his props already, that is all. DO NOT REPLY TO HIS RANTS.



WOW! 25POS hasnt trolled on my thread yet, thanxs for posting mature and thanxs on the prop, i have a new best friend now (SouthFL.02.SS) :cheers: i put countless lengths on him :pimp: and thanxs for the props guys :cheers:

:p justin

Congrats on the kill Justin. Once again your car is just badass! Fried rice is good :burn:

good kill. those cars look so gay.

Congrats on the kill Justin. Once again your car is just badass! Fried rice is good :burn:



thanxs roy your car is badass with the mods you got also, and yes fried rice taste so damn good :cheers:

Nice Kill!!!!!!!! And although rice is pretty tasty, it just ain't all that filling!!!! :devil:

Nice Kill!!!!!!!! And although rice is pretty tasty, it just ain't all that filling!!!! :devil:



OH well, keeps us hungry for more :D

Great kill!!

What was the color of this EVO. I know a person that has one and he thinks it is the best thing since sliced bread. I am just hoping it was him..Good kill....

Even 25psi cannot possibly have anything to say about this kill. That stupid little evo got OWNED.

I cant wait to run into one. :D

Nice kill bud. :cheers:

NICE!! I bet he shiat in his pants! So, how do EVO's taste? Mine was a little sour..... :D :D :D

I have yet to taste the delicacy that is Evo... I salivate just thinking about it, though :D

I have yet to taste the delicacy that is Evo... I salivate just thinking about it, though :D



YUM YUM! I think we should all go out and find one this weekend! :D

I haven't gotten to taste an EVO yet, but I'm guessing they taste like ass just as they look.

Even 25psi cannot possibly have anything to say about this kill.



I wouldn't count him out, he'll probably come in here and say something like "It's only a four banger, you should beat it" or "it's only been out for 3 months, give it another 3 months and it'll be in the 8's" :D

It's only been a couple of months, give it time so it can run 8's.

Evil can hand most of us our asses in a race. Therefore, I was sooo happy to hear he ran into an Evo, as the Evo would now have Cobra nightmares and have a newfound respect for domestics. [Morpheus voice now...] Most ricer pilots aren't old enough to remember the days of muscle cars. It is our duty to make sure that the legacy of our forefathers lives on!!!!! [crowd goes into state of frenzy, drums beat, trance orgy begins...] (ok, I've watched Matrix Reloaded a few too many times :D)
:cheers:

What was the color of this EVO. I know a person that has one and he thinks it is the best thing since sliced bread. I am just hoping it was him..Good kill....



it was a blue evo with 30 day tags, lol his facial expression was :emb: well the glimps that i caught :D
i hope he has nightmares :devil: maybe it will teach him some respect for domestics

:usa: justin

evo ~> :gay: evo :hail: to domestic V-8

thanxs for the props guys...blownchevy mine was kind of a sweet/sour combo taste,but gave me a nice lil snack :burn:

Evil can hand most of us our asses in a race. Therefore, I was sooo happy to hear he ran into an Evo, as the Evo would now have Cobra nightmares and have a newfound respect for domestics. [Morpheus voice now...] Most ricer pilots aren't old enough to remember the days of muscle cars. It is our duty to make sure that the legacy of our forefathers lives on!!!!! [crowd goes into state of frenzy, drums beat, trance orgy begins...] (ok, I've watched Matrix Reloaded a few too many times :D)
:cheers:



:nod: :cheers:

changed my name guys :evilstang:

changed my name guys :evilstang:



Uhh ... wasn't it always evilstang? :confused:

Thats what I'm talking about. evos suck a dumb ass with a 30 G wallet dry. After I whiped an evo I went to the local mitsu-shitsy dealer in my ragged out 91 GT 5 speed car. A sales man came over to my door before I could get out. He was like "Got your ass whiped by the new lancer evolution huh?"
I was like hell no, I just wanted to see how much a dumb ass would pay for a slant eyed pile of hell that should be called a :barf:LOOSER EGO-POLUTION. The salesman said "OH, I thought that this was a 4 banger fox with a vortech sticker on the back window, My bad." Then he started talking his old 88 GT. And I was like this is only my daily tire burner, The real power comes from a chevy. He was like LS1 huh, And I was like yea LS1 that spanked an evo with out using his nx wet kit L8R :usa:4ever

Good kill, Hey where you @ in N.C. I race @ moorseville dragway alot. come on out whip some imports!!! :usa:

changed my name guys :evilstang:



Uhh ... wasn't it always evilstang? :confused:



I think it used to be evil347stang

changed my name guys :evilstang:



Uhh ... wasn't it always evilstang? :confused:



I think it used to be evil347stang




As long as you don't put "playa" as a suffix, works for us. :cheers:

whiper im in bahama thats about 2 good hrs away from you but i do know where the strip your talking about is and i'll see if i cant get some free time a go there i'll keep you posted as to when i will come.......phantom my old user name was evil347stang...SouthFL i think ima chage it to evilplayastang so i can be a :pimp: like bullitt..hahahahahahahahahahahh lata suckas hahaha :eyes:

Thats what I'm talking about. evos suck a dumb ass with a 30 G wallet dry. After I whiped an evo I went to the local mitsu-shitsy dealer in my ragged out 91 GT 5 speed car. A sales man came over to my door before I could get out. He was like "Got your ass whiped by the new lancer evolution huh?"
I was like hell no, I just wanted to see how much a dumb ass would pay for a slant eyed pile of hell that should be called a :barf:LOOSER EGO-POLUTION. The salesman said "OH, I thought that this was a 4 banger fox with a vortech sticker on the back window, My bad." Then he started talking his old 88 GT. And I was like this is only my daily tire burner, The real power comes from a chevy. He was like LS1 huh, And I was like yea LS1 that spanked an evo with out using his nx wet kit L8R :usa:4ever



Back to WRT101 we go ... I hope I wasn't the only one that was only catching bits a pieces of that story?



whiper im in bahama thats about 2 good hrs away from you but i do know where the strip your talking about is and i'll see if i cant get some free time a go there i'll keep you posted as to when i will come.......phantom my old user name was evil347stang...SouthFL i think ima chage it to evilplayastang so i can be a :pimp: like bullitt..hahahahahahahahahahahh lata suckas hahaha :eyes:



ROTFL ... you forgot "oh and all mustangs besides the bullitt and all LS1's are POS's!" :burn:

opps sorry guys

posted by evilplayastang

hahahahahahahahah you guys are all gay hahaha lata suckas"oh and all mustangs besides the bullitt and all LS1's are POS's!"
:eyes:


thats better :)

opps sorry guys

posted by evilplayastang

hahahahahahahahah you guys are all gay hahaha lata suckas"oh and all mustangs besides the bullitt and all LS1's are POS's!"
:eyes:


Perfect. :D
thats better :)