View Full Version : Hobbies for as girl....?


djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 10:03 PM
Ok fellas my bitc.... errr i mean chick is really starting to fuggin annoy me. I got a lil promotion and had to switch days and now work weekends.

So i am looking for some sort of hobby i can get her into. Maybe then will she lay the fuck off. I have suggested:

The gym
Surfing
Boogy boarding
Sewing
Cooking classes
Video Games
Hiking
Photography classes
Scuba
Horseback riding lessons

All to no avail. this is a woman that is SUPER girly and would spend $2000/day shopping and getting beauty shit done if she could.

04gtoBMXracer
07-13-2008, 10:07 PM
stripping?

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 10:08 PM
Haha you would laugh at that suggestion if u saw her.

latindragons
07-13-2008, 10:10 PM
Haha you would laugh at that suggestion if u saw her.

she ugly?....

I'd suggest a beach sport i.e. volleyball

stoverz28
07-13-2008, 10:11 PM
How about gardening? I know my step mom loves to mess w/ her flowers all the time, even takes pics n stuff. if that dont work she could always try the stripping thing.

Orange_LT1
07-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Scrapbooking, keeps my women busy...

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 10:12 PM
she ugly?....

I'd suggest a beach sport i.e. volleyball

Not by any means, but i am kind of a chubby chaser. :D Not huge, just a lil too big to be stripper material. Just totally OUT OF SHAPE

latindragons
07-13-2008, 10:14 PM
Not by any means, but i am kind of a chubby chaser. :D Not huge, just a lil too big to be stripper material. Just totally OUT OF SHAPE

LMAO kudos for honestly bro

myfast70
07-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Not by any means, but i am kind of a chubby chaser. :D Not huge, just a lil too big to be stripper material. Just totally OUT OF SHAPE

That's some funny shit! :devil:

Surprised no one has asked for pics of her yet.

You better hope her new hobby isn't reading threads on ls1tech :secret2:

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 10:18 PM
More cushion for the pushin :D Plus they are better in the sack from my experience. :nod:

latindragons
07-13-2008, 10:22 PM
Ok....curiosity stirring up again....
:pics:

TS6
07-13-2008, 10:26 PM
More cushion for the pushin :D Plus they are better in the sack from my experience. :nod:


The man speaks the truth! They are better, as long as they aren't too self conscience.

Sarge_13
07-13-2008, 10:26 PM
Ok....curiosity stirring up again....
:pics:

I was waiting for that smiley to come up, and I'll go ahead and second the motion.
:pics:

2002_Z28_Six_Speed
07-13-2008, 10:31 PM
You are on car fourm and you didn't even have anything automotive in that hobbies list? What the heck, man? Get your girl into something car related.

Tiny161092
07-13-2008, 10:32 PM
:pics: lol

how about racing. or something to do with cars.

chevrunner21
07-13-2008, 10:42 PM
super girly, get her a little convertible lt1 or something that wont break bank make it loud so she gets the attention all girls like and paint it pink. if she's really girly she'll love it because all girly girls wana be barbie. ohh and get her to race it.

LS1stunna
07-13-2008, 10:52 PM
Yoga, running, or hiking...

Almostryan3
07-13-2008, 10:55 PM
Not by any means, but i am kind of a chubby chaser. :D Not huge, just a lil too big to be stripper material. Just totally OUT OF SHAPE

Hahahaha oh man thats some funny shit right there dan. Yeah she ain't that big at all but strippers you expect to be..... well almost perfect, your paying money it better be damn good :D

TheBlurLS1
07-13-2008, 10:57 PM
She sounds..........errr...... great........

Might be time for a cunt punt? :)


That's the #1 problem with women. They don't have a fuckin' hobby.

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 10:59 PM
Hahahaha oh man thats some funny shit right there dan. Yeah she ain't that big at all but strippers you expect to be..... well almost perfect, your paying money it better be damn good :D

Hahaha why lie? Lemme see if i can find a pic or two.

THROTTLEJUNKIES
07-13-2008, 11:00 PM
How about instead of finding her a hobby like speed eating, you just get rid of her ass and find a women that wont break the bank with shopping and wont leave a huge ass print on you couch. C'mon man think of the couch....

Almostryan3
07-13-2008, 11:01 PM
:cheers:

You have a PM in case that pop up didn't remind you enough :bang:

LS1stunna
07-13-2008, 11:01 PM
Haha chubby chaser...but hey man your being honest, and someones gotta give those girls loving too.

But yeah girls never really have a hobby unless theyre a tomboy, or theyre aggressively into sports.

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:01 PM
:cheers:

You have a PM in case that pop up didn't remind you enough :bang:

That's why u disable the damned thing :D

Here you go fellas:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/djsanchez2/Women/0615070118.jpg

latindragons
07-13-2008, 11:03 PM
^^^^Are you serious?!?! Dude, she's not chubby at all! She's gorgeous!

LS1stunna
07-13-2008, 11:04 PM
Well shes a lil chubby, but she isnt slim. But yeah man, I wouldnt mind. :D

Almostryan3
07-13-2008, 11:04 PM
From the last time I saw her I say she has a few lbs more than that :bang: not a lot but a few

latindragons
07-13-2008, 11:05 PM
I'd let her touch my penis! er....I mean......she's pretty



seriously. no offense OP haha

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:05 PM
Hahaha Yeah about 15-20lbs. heavier now. That was about 1.5yrs ago

And the (she has grown a bit) NOW pic:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h266/djsanchez2/0526081831.jpg

Yahelou
07-13-2008, 11:07 PM
she is not chubby at all. i personally like chicks like that more than anorexic lookin girls like all these celebrities. they look like walking sticks.

Sarge_13
07-13-2008, 11:07 PM
:hump:

CrabhartLS1
07-13-2008, 11:07 PM
lol what's chubby about her? For a girl to qualify as chubby she has to have some level of body fat.

I've seen strippers in WAY worse shape than her.

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:09 PM
Well i'm used to the 5-0 through 5-3 girls that weigh 110-125 lbs.

She is the, *cough*largest*cough girl i've ever been with.

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:10 PM
I'd let her touch my penis! er....I mean......she's pretty



seriously. no offense OP haha


Hahaha no offense taken.

Sarge_13
07-13-2008, 11:11 PM
Well i'm used to the 5-0 through 5-3 girls that weigh 110-125 lbs.

She is the, *cough*largest*cough girl i've ever been with.

Cute living room though. :jest:

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:11 PM
^^^ Mini mouses house at disneyland :lol:


Anyways back on topic...... Hobbies fellas, hobbies, or at least fun activities in SoCal.

latindragons
07-13-2008, 11:18 PM
I think it's freaking hilarious that whenever a thread about a girl pops up, we just ask for pictures and forget about the topic. It could read, "my girlfriend has come down with terminal cancer and only has a month to live....what should I do?"

....random LS1Tech member, "got any pics?...." haha

Almostryan3
07-13-2008, 11:20 PM
I think it's freaking hilarious that whenever a thread about a girl pops up, we just ask for pictures and forget about the topic. It could read, "my girlfriend has come down with terminal cancer and only has a month to live....what should I do?"

....random LS1Tech member, "got any pics?...." haha


Hahahaha! Fucking so true and so hilarious!

THROTTLEJUNKIES
07-13-2008, 11:36 PM
ok but really....why in the hell would you worry about finding her a hobby if she is that big of a pain in the ass and not just get rid of her to find a girl who doesnt suck at life??

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:41 PM
Hahaha guess that fact that we have been together for 3yrs and i live w/ her doesn't help on that front. I am an opportunist though :D I take the company of other girls when i can get it. She's not really THAT bad, i just get annoyed easily. Hell i'm the kinda guy that gets sick of hanging out with the same person more than 2 days a week.

We just moved in together a couple months ago, so the feeling is amplified a tad. She is cool otherwise, just annoying when she is lonely or bored.

lt1noob
07-13-2008, 11:44 PM
she is not chubby at all. i personally like chicks like that more than anorexic lookin girls like all these celebrities. they look like walking sticks.

agreed. i dont like them anorexic, but not huge either.

latindragons
07-13-2008, 11:48 PM
Well, does she have any other interest, besides shopping, that could lead to a hobby?

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:50 PM
She loves to cook. She has one of those Cooking/Food dictionaries and watches FoodTV all the time. She is down to try a buncha diff. things, but doesn't like trying new things alone.

Almostryan3
07-13-2008, 11:51 PM
Ship her ass off to culinary arts school haha

djsanchez2
07-13-2008, 11:54 PM
Haha she did just finish nursing school ..... Maybe there is more school in her future.

latindragons
07-13-2008, 11:55 PM
Look for local cooking classes (if there is such a thing). I'd suggest the culinary school if she's really passionate about it.

edit: just saw that nursing thing. Tell her to do something with that! It's a waste not to use it. Especially how hard nursing school is.

AronZ28
07-14-2008, 12:03 AM
I think it's freaking hilarious that whenever a thread about a girl pops up, we just ask for pictures and forget about the topic. It could read, "my girlfriend has come down with terminal cancer and only has a month to live....what should I do?"

....random LS1Tech member, "got any pics?...." haha

sig worthy stuff right there:rotflmao:

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 12:08 AM
Look for local cooking classes (if there is such a thing). I'd suggest the culinary school if she's really passionate about it.

edit: just saw that nursing thing. Tell her to do something with that! It's a waste not to use it. Especially how hard nursing school is.

She is looking for a job at a hospital for that, but doesn't wanna have anything to do with that for a free time type thing.

crazylane
07-14-2008, 12:12 AM
No wonder she won't like most of these ideas, If she is a bigger girl, then she will probibly feel stupid trying it... Not trying to sound harsh, but I mean if I was big, and some what out of shape, theres no way in hell I would try half that shit, and make a fool out of my self.

Best thing for a girl like that...

Now swallow your man pride!!!! Ha ha

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb62/ourbestfriends/Small%20Dog%20Social%2007-06-08/SDS-July2008-026.jpg

Or if thats too much... Ha ha you'll like this one!!!
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/jnkharris93703/sexswing.jpg

latindragons
07-14-2008, 12:16 AM
sig worthy stuff right there:rotflmao:

Woooo I made a sig!! haha

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 12:16 AM
No wonder she won't like most of these ideas, If she is a bigger girl, then she will probibly feel stupid trying it... Not trying to sound harsh, but I mean if I was big, and some what out of shape, theres no way in hell I would try half that shit, and make a fool out of my self.





^^^^ EXACTLY!!!! That's what she said!!

Are you a girl? :jest: j/k bro nice sandals btw.


Oh and she already has one of those damned things, it's a shitsapoo some shit like that.


NOW the swing i can deff. get into, but this has to be a hobby she can do without me. Sadly the swing is not one of them,.

latindragons
07-14-2008, 12:23 AM
Well shit! Tell her to take an aerobics class if she feels so self conscious.

crazylane
07-14-2008, 12:24 AM
NOW the swing i can deff. get into, but this has to be a hobby she can do without me. Sadly the swing is not one of them,.

Says who???? lmao...:engarde:

No just joking man. And no I am not a women. Thats some pic I pulled of the Web. I am just married<<<well sorta... To a girly girl that I have to try and help find hobbies for..

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 12:25 AM
Yeah i gotta do that shit, i have been paying for her gym membership for 3 mos and guess how many times she as gone.........

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/%7Eakitaoka/zero.png

latindragons
07-14-2008, 12:26 AM
Ok....is it just me, or is that picture trippy?

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 12:31 AM
No it's 3D, i used it for the greater effect on making my point.

latindragons
07-14-2008, 12:34 AM
Cool! Well anyway, you should get her to go to the gym then. You could start going together if you have to. Then bring the idea of different classes offered and go from there.

beeker82
07-14-2008, 03:00 AM
my gf is into scrapbooking and wants to try cake decorating. Those are a couple ideas for ya.

ZV8
07-14-2008, 04:25 AM
find a girl friend she can hang out with to do the boring shit girls do, i mean shit I think this is thee hardest question on LS1tech, hobbies for girls?

Vicinity
07-14-2008, 04:32 AM
No it's 3D, i used it for the greater effect on making my point.

I think I skipped around your point and just stared at that pic.

My eyes hurt, but I made the damn blue thing disappear.

It WAS supposed to disappear, right?

allbaugh_04
07-14-2008, 05:01 AM
subscribin' for the pics....yea get her to get some gf's...you know how women like to gossip and talk about worthless shit.

Tx Trouble
07-14-2008, 05:20 AM
Ok nix all the aerobics classes and see if she wants to join like kick boxing or something like that. Those classes are alot of fun and most women love them. Other than that have her find a charity racing league for women. Then the women will start going out more and it leaves more time for you men to do whatever

Reject
07-14-2008, 06:12 AM
mmmm chick kicking my ass, i'm all for that :drool:

"yes dear" *touches toes*

Coy
07-14-2008, 06:52 AM
Damn, that red/blue 3d picture has ruined my day.

The headache I got at the gym earlier is amplified 10 fold.

Super Speed
07-14-2008, 07:38 AM
Get her a membership to the gym :engarde:

shandy294
07-14-2008, 08:27 AM
She'd be considered thin in San Antonio...that first picture looks fine

Cooking class with some other women?

As far as the "0" pic,I'm gonna take 250 micrograms and call when I get off...

Randy_S
07-14-2008, 08:39 AM
Knock her up! That will keep her busy.

Tx Trouble
07-14-2008, 08:41 AM
LOL i dont think you want the horomones that comes with that. Seems like it would be more to deal with lol.

ls1290
07-14-2008, 09:47 AM
For hobbies, what is wrong with vacuuming barefoot and pregnant :D

Keith

chevrunner21
07-14-2008, 10:38 AM
some of you guys are fukked up lol. i told my girlfriend of 2 yrs last week that she needs to find some friends of her own so i didnt have to hear her shit when i wanted to hang with my boys or go to the track or go to any car shows or the titty bar lol.

Coy
07-14-2008, 11:13 AM
Knock her up! That will keep her busy.

NO! lol

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 11:18 AM
That's the thing, she was friends with the other wives, but they all started having babies, now she is kinda outta the "cool" club. And fuck that i'm not having a baby.

I do like the kickboxing idea though. I used to do Muay Thai in high school, I wouldn't mind attending a few classes w/ her. Plus i know the workout is GREAT!!

THROTTLEJUNKIES
07-14-2008, 11:39 AM
I dont know dude....you almost make it sound like she isnt into anything on her own. Im not so sure that you are going to be able to make like something if she doesnt already. if you wanna drive to Indiana my g/f can teach her how to start racing horses...lol. No but seriously...dont send her out here.

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 11:43 AM
^^^ Nah we are SoCal kids born and raised, don't think we will ever leave. :lol:

SpaZMaN
07-14-2008, 12:09 PM
I'd hit it. Twice.


Just buy her a pocket rocket and a yoga book.

Mattism78
07-14-2008, 12:13 PM
I got my wife a Nintendo Wii. She loves it, I even went out and got her Wii Fit, so now she can play it and work-out.

TS6
07-14-2008, 12:19 PM
Dude, that girl ain't fat at all. I have sperm fatter than her.


I had this same issue with my wife years ago, she'd bug the shit out of me when I was doing something because she was bored. Once she started working at the hospital (nurse, coincidentally) she made friends and now they hang out. You really can't find her a hobby, she has to find something she is interested in. My wife reads alot, maybe she can do that? My wife also just started doing those "slumber partys" where she sells dildos and sex toys/novelties, that could be good for her.

BTW, anyone wanna buy a dildo? I have like a zillion of them in my spare bedroom now. Its a good thing all these sex toys are still packaged/boxed/sealed, or people would think we were crazy sex perverts......well, I am anyway, but not my wife.

z28_YOU_HO
07-14-2008, 12:21 PM
Id plow her i like boobs.
But back to topic,
since you said "i like them thick" i wouldnt suggest any activities to make her loose weight lol. I would just go with something that she would enjoy. Maybe get her a box of twinkies...????

brynnda
07-14-2008, 12:23 PM
hmm... im a girl.. i certainly dont want babies.. i might have a hobbie or two...

Almostryan3
07-14-2008, 01:19 PM
I would just go with something that she would enjoy. Maybe get her a box of twinkies...????

:rotflmao::rotflmao::funny::funny:

Randy_S
07-14-2008, 01:50 PM
Dude, that girl ain't fat at all. I have sperm fatter than her.


I had this same issue with my wife years ago, she'd bug the shit out of me when I was doing something because she was bored. Once she started working at the hospital (nurse, coincidentally) she made friends and now they hang out. You really can't find her a hobby, she has to find something she is interested in. My wife reads alot, maybe she can do that? My wife also just started doing those "slumber partys" where she sells dildos and sex toys/novelties, that could be good for her.

BTW, anyone wanna buy a dildo? I have like a zillion of them in my spare bedroom now. Its a good thing all these sex toys are still packaged/boxed/sealed, or people would think we were crazy sex perverts......well, I am anyway, but not my wife.

Perfect example of limp dick. Fast cars and wife has tons of toys. Has to make up for short or soft reasons. haha

Just kidding, I couldnt control myself.

Vendetta
07-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Yoga, pilates, cardio kickboxing. My girlfriend's a fan of those, but she doesn't get too much time for hobbies anymore.

Let's cut down on the leghumping and keep this thread on topic.

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 03:09 PM
Thanks Vendetta. I've tried that a few times, let's see if they listen to you :lol:

Yeah i think i'm leaning toward the workout stuff, because i can join in from time to time, and the benefits go both ways. Better shape for both of us, and better sex if we are in better shape :D

TS6
07-14-2008, 03:16 PM
Perfect example of limp dick. Fast cars and wife has tons of toys. Has to make up for short or soft reasons. haha

Just kidding, I couldnt control myself.


If you aren't using toys chances are your sex life could be better.

Besides, I only have the cars to extend my E-penis.

z28_YOU_HO
07-14-2008, 03:17 PM
Thanks Vendetta. I've tried that a few times, let's see if they listen to you :lol:

Yeah i think i'm leaning toward the workout stuff, because i can join in from time to time, and the benefits go both ways. Better shape for both of us, and better sex if we are in better shape :D

:lol:

RickyMartinZ28
07-14-2008, 04:16 PM
My girlfriend enjoys bitching, has she tried bitching?

-Rick

liquidsmooth
07-14-2008, 04:54 PM
Tell her every time she bitches at you or moans for you to hang out, your going to put it in her butt... see how much she bothers you then! Seriously... though... my g/f does the same shit, what are WE doing, when do you want to do this.... blah!

Count of Monte Crlo
07-14-2008, 04:58 PM
my girlfriend does caligraphy, plus hospitals pay good to do it on birth certs and stuff for extra cash if you want

TS6
07-14-2008, 04:59 PM
My girlfriend enjoys bitching, has she tried bitching?

-Rick


Bitching for women is like thinking about sex for men. Its something we do even while we do everything else. My wife idles at "bitchy".

Gaunt
07-14-2008, 05:00 PM
Hey, I got a good hobby for her!

http://aavaas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wmachine.jpg

~JOSHUA
07-14-2008, 05:55 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c295/ls1broughton/HPIM0068.jpg

Toronto_LT1
07-14-2008, 06:00 PM
heres a good hobby.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nVRAuP1eJM4

2000_SS
07-14-2008, 06:00 PM
LMFAO at "shitsapoo" and the rest of this thread...

but i feel your pain, OP. my old lady has more or less NO hobbies at all. the phrase "we" has replaced all forms of "i", "you", "me", etc...i'm pretty much a dickhead for ever doing anything without her and a jackass for not inviting her...but enough about me...

have her get a job. already has one? overtime. bitching was already mentioned, what about whining, crying, and self-loathing. mine has mastered those arts. is she artistic? painting or photography can be relatively inexpensive and very time consuming.

djsanchez2
07-14-2008, 06:22 PM
The write poems and paints, nbut only during times of sadness. Guess it's time to make her sad..... :lol:

Oh yeah today she was very good, it's her B-day so she is getting a TON of attention, (thanx to me, sending everyone i know a txt early this morning. :D )

Tudds
07-14-2008, 06:32 PM
http://www.thefashionspot.com

http://www.purseblog.com

My lady spends a shit load of time on these sites

slammer454
07-14-2008, 06:37 PM
I'm with a lot of people on the kickboxing thing, my GF kickboxes for fun, takes jujitsu, and does yoga. the Yoga pays off.....big time.

2000_SS
07-14-2008, 06:52 PM
another thought: hire a stunt double.

Whisper
07-14-2008, 06:55 PM
That girl is fine. Too many people like toothpicks these days.

ULTIMATEORANGESS
07-14-2008, 07:00 PM
how bout a second boyfriend? LMAO

VIP1
07-14-2008, 07:14 PM
How about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXsxv0
(BTW, I think your gf looks great. Definitely not chubby.)

araber89
07-14-2008, 09:10 PM
Haha... I read photography class ass pornography class... Anyhow how about horses or cars like others have said

Gaunt's_Girl
07-15-2008, 12:11 AM
Hey, I got a good hobby for her!

http://aavaas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wmachine.jpg

You better watch it MR!!!! :buttkick:

I'm neither fat *note Gaunt avatar, nor lazy. I used to play a lot of sports, softball, golf, cheer, dance, swimming, and used to horseback ride. Keep myself busy now with school and work.

Do play a lot of wii and swim a lot though considering it is summer. Keeps me entertained on my days off :)

keliente
07-15-2008, 08:38 PM
My hobbies include working on cars, racing, horseback riding, hiking with my dogs, and interior design. Perhaps you can interest her in one of those?

MORETHANQUICKSTANG
07-15-2008, 08:42 PM
drag racing, photography, shooting, kickboxing, bike riding, uh.. yea thats what i like

jbusmc1986
07-15-2008, 09:09 PM
I think it's freaking hilarious that whenever a thread about a girl pops up, we just ask for pictures and forget about the topic. It could read, "my girlfriend has come down with terminal cancer and only has a month to live....what should I do?"

....random LS1Tech member, "got any pics?...." haha

Well at least being that this is not svtp, you only got one suggestion for PIIHB...:nod:.

I am in the same boat, my wife had no hobbies when I was home other than sitting on the couch and bugging me anytime I wanted to see my friends or do anything car related. :mad:

beeker82
07-16-2008, 01:31 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c295/ls1broughton/HPIM0068.jpg

my gf said this car was cute:bang::bang::bang:

ATCFLYBOY02
07-16-2008, 08:12 AM
""""Dude, that girl ain't fat at all. I have sperm fatter than her.""""


Good stuff!

Z28/2002
07-16-2008, 08:57 AM
You better watch it MR!!!! :buttkick:



:owned:




:jest:

Rhedalert
07-16-2008, 09:45 AM
I see she's into Disney stuff, so a few ideas come to mind:

- Part time job at the Disney store at the mall or wherever. She could spend her paycheck there buying useless crap, this way she's not spending yours.

- Set her up with those crafting project classes at places like Michaels, the library, etc. It will be a few hours a day or week that she's in the class, and she could "bring the project home" to continue being occupied. Lots of times it's a Disney theme.

- All else fails, send her to Disneyland for a few months, she'll love it till she realizes she only has a one way plane ticket. :jest:

djsanchez2
07-20-2008, 09:34 PM
Hahaha we live within an hour of disneyland that won't work. And that was just a trip to disneyland we took recently, we have season passes. I'm trying to get her into lesbian activities :D She likes chicks, I like chicks it's the most logical thing :jest:

But seriously, she has found a few new friends at work, some gay dude and a couple pretty hot chicks. I'll see if i can get a pick or two for you guys. (of the girls of course)

Also more good news, she has decided to go work at the Anorexia clinic, so that should keep her pretty busy.

NHRAMAN
07-20-2008, 09:37 PM
Find Another....:nod:

~JOSHUA
07-21-2008, 09:44 AM
That girl is fine. Too many people like toothpicks these days.

What?

Too many look like grain-fed cattle these days! :eyes: Mrooooooo!

Most girls are ugly too, I'm sorry to say, it takes almost a month before I find one I like to hook up with...

And another thing, I *hate* the term " hook-up," this is the first time I've actually used it, and I still hate it.

Gaunt
07-21-2008, 10:28 AM
What?

Too many look like grain-fed cattle these days! :eyes: Mrooooooo!

Most girls are ugly too, I'm sorry to say, it takes almost a month before I find one I like to hook up with...

And another thing, I *hate* the term " hook-up," this is the first time I've actually used it, and I still hate it.

Yeah, too many fatties I agree. You have two ends of the spectrum here:

Looking for chubby chicks |--------------------------------|Whale hunting expeditions

djsanchez2
07-21-2008, 12:46 PM
I would have to agree with you guys on that one. Some of the chicks out here DO NOT NEED to be going out all "dressed up" and looking for dick!!! :barf: It is plain sick :barf:

Oh my god my eyes, Ahhhhhhh seas of cellulite EVERYWHERE!!!! I hate this whole be proud your fat revolution, seriously wtf?! Be proud you are morbidly obese?

Don't get me wrong nothing wrong with a chick that is a lil "healthy" but once she gets past that point, I had better be SUPER DRUNK to even consider talking to her. Ok i complain about my chick, but she has really isnt THAT bad, just needs to get back into shape. That i myself am guilty of as well.

Gaunt
07-21-2008, 01:22 PM
I would have to agree with you guys on that one. Some of the chicks out here DO NOT NEED to be going out all "dressed up" and looking for dick!!! :barf: It is plain sick :barf:

Oh my god my eyes, Ahhhhhhh seas of cellulite EVERYWHERE!!!! I hate this whole be proud your fat revolution, seriously wtf?! Be proud you are morbidly obese?

Don't get me wrong nothing wrong with a chick that is a lil "healthy" but once she gets past that point, I had better be SUPER DRUNK to even consider talking to her. Ok i complain about my chick, but she has really isnt THAT bad, just needs to get back into shape. That i myself am guilty of as well.


Your chick is a far cry from the Whale hunting expeditions I am outlining. I'm talking about 300+ lbs of nothing but mini skirts and tube tops.

Rhedalert
07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
I'm trying to keep my lunch down here, folks!!

prochargedchevyi
07-22-2008, 01:54 PM
Your chick is a far cry from the Whale hunting expeditions I am outlining. I'm talking about 300+ lbs of nothing but mini skirts and tube tops.

There are many women around here that fit this category. We call them Jabba-the-Sluts. They have bodies that look like chewed bubblegum wrapped in wet toilet paper.

beedo
07-22-2008, 04:03 PM
Would you prefer this

Gaunt
07-22-2008, 04:08 PM
Would you prefer this

Hmm, that's somewhat of a rarity in this obese country we call America.

liquidsmooth
07-22-2008, 04:22 PM
Science (amateur)

Astronomy
Microscopy
Kitchen chemistry
Lasers
Physics demonstrations
Experiments at home
Robotics
Hobbies relating to animals

Animal breeding
Animal rescuing
Bird watching
Fish keeping
Arts

Calligraphy
Drawing
Enamels
Figure painting
Watercolor
Splatter painting
Stain glass
Creafts

Beading
Blacksmithing
Making collages
Crochet
Dollhouses
Embroidery
Enamels
Engraving
Jewelry making
Knitting
Origami
Pottery
Quilting
Scrap-booking
Sculpture
Soap-making
Weaving
Woodcarving
Collecting

Antiques
Artwork
Autographs
Banknotes
Books
Bottles
Business cards
Butterflies
Calendars
Cameras
Candlesticks
Clocks
Coasters
Coins
Comic books
Crystals
Music
Newspapers
Patches
Photographs
Postcards
Posters
Quotes
Teddy bears
Toys
Computers

Computer games
Animation
Imaging
Internet surfing
Cooking

Do it Yourself

Various home repairs
Interior design
Games and sports

Gardening

Literature

Outdoor activities

Performing arts

Photography


/end thread

camaro-94-z28
07-22-2008, 05:32 PM
i stoped reading halfway throw page 4, but get her a drilldo what more do u want then a girl who pleasures herself and who likes power tools?????

MikeEchoEcho
08-03-2008, 03:36 AM
Robotics
Yea, that's it...He needs to introduce his girl to the wonderful world of robotics. It's all the rave anyways. She just needs to put down the twinkie, pick up a screwdriver and get cracking!

I kid, I kid! :D

The problem with the 'going to the gym' option is that usually hobbies need to be fun and/or relaxing to perpetuate. Many people view going to the gym as a chore. Wii Fit seems to fix this problem. That gets my vote :thumb:

BigZee71
08-04-2008, 09:22 PM
Just buy her a mountain bike/ cross country bike. And some riding gear too.

bricez28
08-05-2008, 05:38 PM
im pretty sure like 4 posts ago everything on earth to do ever is listed lol

smkdbyagrl
10-31-2008, 12:15 AM
teach her about cars.... thats my fav hobby! i just kinda taught myself tho

TUMBLRws6
10-31-2008, 12:34 AM
I was waiting for that smiley to come up, and I'll go ahead and second the motion.
:pics:

BEAT ME TOO IT!!!!! lol

need pix to make complete and thorugh evaluation of situation at hand

Dan Stewart
10-31-2008, 02:14 AM
If I was still single, I'd tap her.

Mama is bigger than her. But, I needs me a big woman that I can't break. At 6' and 280lbs, I'm no lightweight and gots to have me a woman with some birthin' hips.

Send her to take automotive classes at the local junior college, then put her to work on the car.

ZMONSTER!
10-31-2008, 03:22 AM
A woman should have curves, period! Its no fun if your girl is shaped the same way as your 10 year old nephew.
Scrapbooking works for my wife!

djsanchez2
10-31-2008, 05:03 AM
HOLY OLD THREAD BATMAN!

http://imaginarycinema.com/images/burton/batmantv.JPG

ZMONSTER!
10-31-2008, 09:34 AM
Damn you aint kidding, gotta look at the post dates!
So did she find a hobby?

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 04:15 PM
knock her up. then in 9 mo both of you will have another hobby.

Sooner Todd
10-31-2008, 04:20 PM
The most common hobby for girls is to get strange.

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 04:27 PM
^^is that Ohio University in your avator?

















:lol:

Sooner Todd
10-31-2008, 04:37 PM
^^is that Ohio University in your avator?



:lol:

Of course it's not. :eyes: Get a brain moran.

djsanchez2
10-31-2008, 07:56 PM
Yes to answer Zmonster, she works two jobs and goes to school. Only have a few hrs with her a day if that.

REVNRIDE
10-31-2008, 09:18 PM
She sounds..........errr...... great........

Might be time for a cunt punt? :)


That's the #1 problem with women. They don't have a fuckin' hobby.

a fucking what?! dear god! wtf are you thinking! :google:

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 09:28 PM
Of course it's not. :eyes: Get a brain moran.

:eyes: silly guy. i think you meant "moron" as opposed to "moran". nice try though.

SlowFRC
10-31-2008, 09:31 PM
Clocks


Is that even a hoppy that people can have?

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 09:37 PM
Is that even a hoppy that people can have?

yes. my dad is into old antique clocks/thermometers. he buys em cheap, fixes them(if necessary), then turns around sells them on ebay. its amazing what people will pay for stuff on ebay.

LT1-Camo
10-31-2008, 09:44 PM
hey bro...i see you mentioned she went through nursing school and she wants to get a job at a hospital...thats awesome. Well i kno its not really a "hobby" but i just joined the Volunteer First Aid Squad in my town and i love it...keeps me busy on the days i dont have work or anything to do and its a pretty rewarding experience and pretty fun might i add...maybe she could do that...ill tell you she'll have some kool stories to tell you and if she is into nursing she would like it

Might i add that because im on the first aid squad i have my camaro decked out with the blue rescue lights that are hidden behind the front and rear windows and sirens :secret2: so my camaro gets to dip through traffic when on the way to a call :drive: and the cops cant say shit HAHA :D

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 10:00 PM
Might i add that because im on the first aid squad i have my camaro decked out with the blue rescue lights that are hidden behind the front and rear windows and sirens :secret2: so my camaro gets to dip through traffic when on the way to a call :drive: and the cops cant say shit HAHA :D

hell, id do it for that reason alone!!! :devil:

LT1-Camo
10-31-2008, 11:12 PM
HAHA...yea its pretty kool...you get an actual permit that the town or city issues you called a Blue Light Permit and its for volunteer rescue squad members that answer calls from their house...if theres an emergency your beeper goes off and you hop in the car throw on the lights and hot tail it to the station where you hop on the ambulance and go...or if your close enough to the scene you go straight there and call in an ambulance so theres no time delay getting to the person...its crazy shit haha

Boomer Sooner
10-31-2008, 11:14 PM
thats pretty cool man.

LT1-Camo
10-31-2008, 11:15 PM
so yea DJSANCHEZ...if your girl doesnt have a hobby yet tell her to join a first aid squad in your town...if she wants to work in a hospital or anything like that she would love to become and EMT and its free to join a squad and if you join the squad the township pays for the training it takes to become an EMT...its like a win win situation...Tell her to GET OUT THERE AND SAVE SOME LIVES!!!!

camarossls12001
11-03-2008, 06:18 PM
I got mine to shine my wheels that worked for about a week lol

ZMONSTER!
11-03-2008, 10:04 PM
Your chick is a far cry from the Whale hunting expeditions I am outlining. I'm talking about 300+ lbs of nothing but mini skirts and tube tops.

Ah reminds me of my days in the Army!

buddha845
11-03-2008, 10:31 PM
oh my god, I know this is an old thread but I just read each and every post and I must say.... this is one of the most HILARIOUS threads ive seen in a looong time :jest:

Finite1
11-03-2008, 10:58 PM
oh my god, I know this is an old thread but I just read each and every post and I must say.... this is one of the most HILARIOUS threads ive seen in a looong time :jest:

+1, I never saw this one and found it quite enjoyable.

98 WS6
11-03-2008, 11:32 PM
Holy crap, someone ACTUALLY posted pics of their girl. That's a first!

DUDE Is that Disney's Toonstown? LMAO