Street Racing & Kill Stories - Killed a Porche Boxter S

I was taking a right onto a 4 lane 1-way highway and accelerating at a normal speed. Behind me was a new Porche Boxter S and he decided to pull out to my right. He went wot and inched in front of me. I've raced one car in the past 5 years, I really don't like racing. But this guy was a tool and I gave it a shot. I killed this douche, put an easy 3 bus length lead on him. And I saw his cars front end dive down when he finally gave up. I love when my car does a 2nd gear burnout before launching off like a rocket. We started at a 20mph roll and he had already taken off, and I still beat him. I really didn't expect to beat him let alone destroy him. We ended up at a light side by side and he wouldn't look at me. I almost threw a penny at his car just to get his attention, just kidding.

Dude, I can beat a Boxter on my skate board... Nice to beat a car anyway, congrats..

Yeah I know, but the fact these clowns pay over $55,000 for these things and they get beat buy an eight year old mullet car makes it better. I wasn't excited about it, just thought it was funny. It showed all the other people on the road how gay a porche really is, they're not fast just expensive.

Yeah I know, but the fact these clowns pay over $55,000 for these things and they get beat buy an eight year old mullet car makes it better. I wasn't excited about it, just thought it was funny. It showed all the other people on the road how gay a porche really is, they're not fast just expensive.


I gotta disagree on this... All Porsche's are expensive that is true, but some are very fast...GT3, and Turbo's will smoke ya and smoke me..... Chicks also seem to like them so they must not be that gay... The Boxters are gay and slow though...

Now a riced out Honda is gay..

Boxsters are not "gay," they're just not in the same class as your car. They do what they're designed to do, and they do it very well.

I gotta disagree on this... All Porsche's are expensive that is true, but some are very fast...GT3, and Turbo's will smoke ya and smoke me..... Chicks also seem to like them so they must not be that gay... The Boxters are gay and slow though...

Now a riced out Honda is gay..

I'm am vary aware of the existance of fast Porche's. I did say I was suprised how badly I beat him. But I personally think they're lame. I like one of them, I think its the Carrera GT. Most, not all, chicks that dig Porche's actually like that the queer driving them has money. Its not the car, its a symbol of wealth, thats it.

I'm am vary aware of the existance of fast Porche's. I did say I was suprised how badly I beat him. But I personally think they're lame. I like one of them, I think its the Carrera GT. Most, not all, chicks that dig Porche's actually like that the queer driving them has money. Its not the car, its a symbol of wealth, thats it.

I definitely agree with you on that one..ive raced a boxster with my buddies trans am and smoked his ass, guy was some rich lookin idiot thinkin he was cool.

I Disagree ! Though priced high, porsche is definitely a well oiled machine ! To beat a porsche on a road course is pretty honorable IMO(Corvettes can !), to beat the lowest end Porsche in a straight line is like beating a Vw R32 w/ tune & Exhaust !

What's wrong with having money and being able to afford such a car ? What's the resale value of a Boxster S ? I'm sure like all Porsche's it handles like its on rails stock !

I Disagree ! Though priced high, porsche is definitely a well oiled machine ! To beat a porsche on a road course is pretty honorable IMO(Corvettes can !), to beat the lowest end Porsche in a straight line is like beating a Vw R32 w/ tune & Exhaust !

What's wrong with having money and being able to afford such a car ? What's the resale value of a Boxster S ? I'm sure like all Porsche's it handles like its on rails stock !

They do. I haven't driven EVERYTHING, but I will say that the Boxster is the best-handling car I've driven. It's very point-and-shoot, and the mid-engine layout is great for rotating the car.

Exactly ! Put a Boxster S and his a SS on a road course and let's what happens !

Personally, I do not like any of the Porchse's so you don't have to convince me they are lame. I'm just not so sure you can label them all as gay either.... I have driven the C4 turbo, the Carrera's and many others..My buddy worked a Porsche dealership for years (garage) and he would bring them by to test drive on occassion..I got too drive and roast just about all models.. My take - The turbo's rip no dought, and basically handle like they are on rails.. However, the driving feel of the car is that of a fast go-cart... Garbage... Therefore, I personally render them a wash...They are frigg'n luxury high priced go-cart that have great power....

They are a unfortunately a chick magnet in the big cities plain and simple..Yes they can attract money grubbers and all...However, I don't think you can stereo type on this one.. Converts especially draw attention and they do symbolize wealth and some speed...

Are they gay? Hard to say.... I know I have a very hard time hanging with the turbo models in my car...They are fast!!

Nice kill. Just like sex, if you don't get some for a while, you tend to take what you can get.

IMO (just an opinion) Boxster's ARE gay. They may handle great, but come on. It's such a chick car. It has no balls and because of the 'brand' people think they are something special on the streets. Besides, how many people actually road race their DD?...how many Boxster owners road race their's? none around here. (my boss is a porsche freak).

Again, my opinion which may or may not be shared.

Exactly ! Put a Boxster S and his a SS on a road course and let's what happens !

When the fuck did I say I could beat a Porche on a road coarse? I know its a decent car, I know what its capable of and I know it has a higher top speed. All I said was that I think its a gay car thats not worth the money if it can't beat a piece of shit Camaro. I would be pissed if I had a Porche and an 8 year old Camaro kicked the shit out of me. Its like some of you need everything spelled out to you from the get go. I beat a porche, i respect the porche, but I beat it, I can't beat it on a road coarse though, but from a roll in the right lighting I can beat it. The porche boxter s is the greatest car I've ever beat. Is that better? Or did I leave something out?

Everyone is missing the point here....

We ended up at a light side by side and he wouldn't look at me. I almost threw a penny at his car just to get his attention, just kidding.

that was the best part of his entire post.:D:D:D Boxster=gay. you can get alot more car for the money, and no, im not talking modded fbody, im talking luxury/performance car. (if you wanted to, you could throw an LS3 vette in there) bmw 135i i think it is, the twin turbo 335 just a few that come to mind. shit, for boxster s money, you could have a NEW ///M3. stupid, ugly car for people that just want to say they own a porsche....and one more time, for good measure...
boxster=gay



Oh, and the Carrera GT is THE sexiest car EVER made or going to be made. end of story.

its funny because the guy was messing with ealucero1 here and tried to race him in a straight line. he bought the shit box thinking he was the shit but got put in his place. nothing wrong with putting some shame on some asshat who buys a name and a status symbol. i'd do the same if i was in the situation and i'll be sure to post it up here. i'll keep a camera handy to film his embarrassed face in my rear view mirror.

with regards to porsches, 911 turbo dumdumdum! what a great, fun car for the money. its something you could drive daily and not be a bitch about!

The porche boxter s is the greatest car I've ever beat. Soooooo Sooorrrrrry:zzz:

When ever I see those one exhaust pipe showing Porsche's I:barf: I don't even waste my time trying to race a bucket like that... They really are slow man.. You might just take a Boxter on the track too...Don't sell yourself short without trying...:nod:

A GT2 or GT3 are the best Porsche's out their...Give me either and call me gay, I can live with that as I roast one of those......

This isn't the best looking GT3 either.... This car rips!!!!

two of my friends have had porsches and they both were the most unreliable cars ive ever seen

Exactly ! Put a Boxster S and his a SS on a road course and let's what happens !

Road course? as I recall real cars race in a straight line, from a dig.

Who friggin cares how great they are on a "road course"? The OP raced him in a straight line which is the way 99% of street races are done. Good kill OP. So what if it's puppy kicking the Porshe guy wanted to race, he obviously thought he could win, or he wouldn't of raced. The OP showed him what American muscle is all about.:gtfo:

When the fuck did I say I could beat a Porche on a road coarse? I know its a decent car, I know what its capable of and I know it has a higher top speed. All I said was that I think its a gay car thats not worth the money if it can't beat a piece of shit Camaro. I would be pissed if I had a Porche and an 8 year old Camaro kicked the shit out of me. Its like some of you need everything spelled out to you from the get go. I beat a porche, i respect the porche, but I beat it, I can't beat it on a road coarse though, but from a roll in the right lighting I can beat it. The porche boxter s is the greatest car I've ever beat. Is that better? Or did I leave something out?

Calm Down Dawg ! I was just making a point ! Straight line races is not what its built for, while a Camaro is better in a straight line. Camaro's aren't POS, I have one and when its done it'll be my prized possession ! Sure a Boxster is not worth the money, especially when I was taking them out when I had my STi . I just repsect that their good handling car in their lowest form and stock. The Porsche driver initiated the race, so he deserved it ! Straight line racing is only one aspect of racing(I'm sure it been said 1000 times), I was just looking at it from a different point of view.

Exactly ! Put a Boxster S and his a SS on a road course and let's what happens !

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Now just imagine if it were a 1LE Camaro, I'd bet it would be at least 4-5 seconds faster.

Road course? as I recall real cars race in a straight line, from a dig.

Then you recalled wrong.

Exactly ! Put a Boxster S and his a SS on a road course and let's what happens !

That's a cute idea and all, but most street racing is done in a line.