formula1785

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I Read This Saying Headline On One Of My Friend Page ( Is My Turbo Kicking Your ***?!?! Oh Let Me Slow Down For You)
Piece Of ****...
Whats Everyone Got For Any Good Headlines??!?

Marc3.4V6

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Hou and your friend sound like tools. And how is this related to LT1 modifications?

04gtoBMXracer

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some guy that drives a civic si at my cousins work asked if his SOM SS was a v-6, he said "no it has two 4-cylinders."

formula1785

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FOR GOT TO PUT HEADLINE WITH lT1 ENGINE INCLUDED

Pro_built7

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when a ricer gives you lip just look at him pull the skin on the sides of your eyes outward (like you're asian) and say "no soul"

Formula350

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I can't think of anything good that I've heard, but you could carry around of box of Kleenex (Tissues to some) and toss one over to him and when he asks what it's for, say "It's for you to wipe the tears away after I spank your *** so badly". (Might be tacky, but cut me slack lol I just came up with it.)

04gtoBMXracer

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lmao, you get an E for effort.^

Formula350

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Woot! Still higher than an F!

yogibear19

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check out revv wear. my fav. off their site. Real cars don't power the front tires they lift them.

RaggedRides

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..... or you could pick on him about the fact that his engine's the same displacement as a 2 liter Pepsi?

TXFORMULA

a honda civic trying to beat a v8 is like richard simmons trying to beat up arnold schwartzenegger

TXFORMULA

when somebody tells you "damn, you just smoked that guy" you tell them "yeah...but imagine how much gas he just saved"

Formula350

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I forgot about that line. Some are even less, like Civics and Corollas

Next level

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helping slow *** ricers run 12 for 20 years...... nitrous
i learned at a early age......fwd sucks (thats from firebird nation, it has a tri-cycle picture on it)


honda - had one never did again
Nissan- Nevermind It's Super Slow And Nasty

here are some more sayings, we have around here lol.

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Be My Wife
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothings Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobile Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless


each sticker makes 50HP, A wing builds down force for FWD cars, etc....

Spiers

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Just tell them WalMart is selling Civic parts half off.

Skidd

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I always liked "my car can kick your cars ***"

Formula350

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Volvo has a very fast AWD wagon with 300hp that I think runs in the 13s from the factory.

Saab is GM

kierstyn

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Heres an import one "I will run you down as soon as my turbo spools up!" Or you could tell them it must suck to have hp#s 3x as much as their tourqe#s.

Speed Density

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Please keep this section LT1 Tech related, thanks.

Tony.

lemons12

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muhahaha