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Old 08-10-2004, 03:57 PM
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Ok so the kill is nothing to brag about, but I just found it funny. This guy in some 96 or so Hundai (don't know what model) comes up to my friends house where we're all hanging out saying he want's to race my friend in his corolla. My friend says, "Well, I don't wanna race but you can race my friend," and points to me with a wink. The guy asks me what I've got and I point to my trans am and say, "That black trans am over there". He says, "it's just a v6, right?" OMG I'm thinking dumbass they don't make v6 trans ams, so i figure, because this little ricer is so stupid, i'm just gonna play along. I say, "Yeah, its just a six, only mods are and exaust system." So he agrees to race me. So I crank up my car, and the guy still doesn't realize how fast it is when the beautiful sound of my v8 w/ headers, no cats, hooker catback, and lopey cam comes out. Lol so I take him to a spot where there's a 1/4 marked off outside of town and rape his ***. I'm done with the race before he's half way through. So he follows me into town and I haven't seen him since. Just thought I'd share a little humor.
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Thats Some Funny *** **** Thanx For The Laugh I Needed That
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Oooooooh MAN! LOL.
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That's funny as hell This dumbass at work bought a 97 Z28 with a V6. It has the Z28 badges and exhaust tips. I checked it out and He really believes some old lady ordered a Z with the V6. He is a
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Originally Posted by Silvrshark
That's funny as hell This dumbass at work bought a 97 Z28 with a V6. It has the Z28 badges and exhaust tips. I checked it out and He really believes some old lady ordered a Z with the V6. He is a
i have seen only one of those ever and it was around that year. i saw it at the chevy dealer i work at.
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What You Should Have Told That Idiot Was This" Just When I Thought You Couldnt Possibly Get Any Dumber You Go And Do Something Like This And Totalllyyyyyyyy Redeem Yourself Haha!!!"- Dumb And Dumber, A Theatrical Masterpiece!
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I went to a car lot one time and the car looked just like a Z28 (badges, exhaust, auto so you couldnt go buy that, speedo) until i popped the hood. Somehow it must have lost 2 cylinders, lol. All i know is that dealership got screwed.
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Hahahaaaaahahahahahah!!!!!!!
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I love the V6 Mustangs riding around with Cobra emblems and wheels.
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Thats funny. Proly was a Tiburon or something they are pretty slow my cousin has one.
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Whats better yet is the GT-R Mustang V6s and reg 4.sicks Has anyone seen the outakes on Mischief 3000 it's in the special features as Domestic Rice...funniest crap...EVER. I will see if I can find the link if it's been loaded on the net from someone.
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my buddy has a new V6 pusstang with a "Cobra R" frontend. it looked good untill he hit a pot hole going way to fast and ripped half of it off. Now it looks.......well, pretty nasty theres a huge gap in the middle thats been torn out.
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Originally Posted by 69_YENKO
my buddy has a new V6 pusstang with a "Cobra R" frontend. it looked good untill he hit a pot hole going way to fast and ripped half of it off. Now it looks.......well, pretty nasty theres a huge gap in the middle thats been torn out.
we need to get a picture of dumass' front end, so we can post it on here. he actually thinks it looks "good" because he trimmed off the jagged peices!
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good story!
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Are you serious??? This clown did not even look at the motor before he bought it??? He deserves to get screwed like he did then!!!!!! What an idiot!!!! Thanks for the LAUGH though! I'm gonna tell all my friends!!!!


QUOTE=Silvrshark]That's funny as hell This dumbass at work bought a 97 Z28 with a V6. It has the Z28 badges and exhaust tips. I checked it out and He really believes some old lady ordered a Z with the V6. He is a [/QUOTE]




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