custm2500

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After seeing many thread of my friend says"...." and being so far off base with nitrous I figured we could get a good laugh at some of them.

I have heard plenty in a short time of having nitrous on my Probe and now on my truck. My favorite was after I beat a buddies civic with my Probe he mad plenty of excuses but the main one was "You put nitrous on a car with a stock exaust?" I have plenty more but I would like to see what you guys have heard.

jeepers_88

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"he's got enough naws in there to blow himself up" I can never forget that stupid line for some reason. lol

Hector

Speaking of ignorant, that happens to be a question, not an excuse.

ls1curt

iTrader: (31)

just calling nitrous nos

WS.666

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"You're already making 450hp with your engine alone, why add a 150 shot?"

sprydncamd ta

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you cheated cause you have nitrous

860 Performance

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Great Idea for a thread, there is no shortage of material on this board.

custm2500

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I am sorry it was more along the line of "I can't belive you are using nitrous with a stock exaust." saying it was stupid and wouldn't work.

jman54002

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you are going to blow the welds off the intake....hummm sound fimilary? stupid RICERS.

2002t/a06

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"did you just purge out of your exhaust". No bs my stupid neighbor asked me that. Still cant get over it...

ODAWG

I heard someone say "you should never go any bigger than a 75 shot, even on a race car", no BS!

BobDoLe

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when i was first considering nitrous, i was told every time you spray it warps your engine internals "little by little until your pistons eventually melt."

at a performance shop where i was getting my bottle refilled, the tech purged the air out of the bottle just until nitrous vapor could be seen (shop was huge with something like 20ft ceiling). guy at the register says "anyone got a match?" then another guy breaks out a lighter and starts to try and light it. guy at the register RUNS out the back.

let me guess... is hector your buddy with the civic?

Bville99gt

Once on a little acceleration test of one of my buddies car, a guy in the side line screams "he's spraying I can smell it"....car wasn't even equipped with a system

custm2500

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WOW this might win. Nitrous isn't a fuel. I am not 100% sure it won't burn by it's self but I am 99.9% sure it doesn't. So many people think nitrous is a "super fuel" when it isn't. It is nitrogen and oxygen. The who reason for running it is the oxygen! This was all at a shop that sells nitrous?

LoudGM

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"Your cars already too fast why do you need nitrous??"

Some people just dont get it!

LoudGM

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Or another good one is: "That thing got NNNOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS bottles own it?"

lol hahahaha

WJ MARK

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I like naawwwwsss!

Avaric3

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the all time greatest and probly most common is "nitrous is fake horsepower"

cbra-klla

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"do you get tunnel vision when you hit the nawzzz"

FiFdYnUtz

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everytime i say something to my family or uninformed friends about nitrous they always come back with "thats going to blow your engine"