Do Not Anger The Groo Gods
07-19-2005, 06:38 PM
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Do Not Anger The Groo Gods When Ellis finished my car he asked me not to smoke in it.
Ok i leave today, hop in my car with a lit cigarette I realize i'm smoking in my car,so i say to myself ok 1 cigarette won't hurt i'm already in it.........
I go down the road about 50 more feet my cherry falls off the cigarette right down the leg of my shorts.lands on my boy parts i'm grabbing myself and jumping around. Look like i was ****** my roof or something,while holding myself mind you.
Ok i think i have it out,oh not i sit back down and my crack get hot quick.so now i'm jumping around again grabbing my ***.I do this so hard i break the plastic guide on my seat belt.
Then i stop the car jumping out because the hot cherry is moving again and my shorts are on fire.
I'm beating the front and back of me like MChammer on crack. Well pepole are watching me doing this One guy start running at me I'm surprised he didnt have a net to take me to the luny bin.
I tell him i'm alright i dropped a hot cherry down my pants..He busts out laughing so hard i thought he was going to die. I left before he could raz me about this.
The moral of this is don't ever break a promise to ellis or steph
Ok i leave today, hop in my car with a lit cigarette I realize i'm smoking in my car,so i say to myself ok 1 cigarette won't hurt i'm already in it.........
I go down the road about 50 more feet my cherry falls off the cigarette right down the leg of my shorts.lands on my boy parts i'm grabbing myself and jumping around. Look like i was ****** my roof or something,while holding myself mind you.
Ok i think i have it out,oh not i sit back down and my crack get hot quick.so now i'm jumping around again grabbing my ***.I do this so hard i break the plastic guide on my seat belt.
Then i stop the car jumping out because the hot cherry is moving again and my shorts are on fire.
I'm beating the front and back of me like MChammer on crack. Well pepole are watching me doing this One guy start running at me I'm surprised he didnt have a net to take me to the luny bin.
I tell him i'm alright i dropped a hot cherry down my pants..He busts out laughing so hard i thought he was going to die. I left before he could raz me about this.
The moral of this is don't ever break a promise to ellis or steph
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07-19-2005, 07:00 PM
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My wife keeps saying she is going to post pics up....
Ouch if this is what i get for breaking a promise never again ouch i will behave.
sorry ellis stop laughing at me now plz
Ouch if this is what i get for breaking a promise never again ouch i will behave.
sorry ellis stop laughing at me now plz
07-19-2005, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rokko
I've only heard it referred to as a "cherry" when there was green material being smoked. 
which would explain your "thanks everyone" post. 
which would explain your "thanks everyone" post. Well i better log out i have invaded this forum long enough.
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07-19-2005, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Racehead
Ahh C'mon at least post up one little 'ole "burnt bunghole" pic for the masses lol !
lol ! 
07-20-2005, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Racehead
Got pics ? 
Now, for the part he didnt relay ... those shorts were swimming trunks, so what caught on fire was not just the shorts, it was the inside up-close-and-personal mesh inset - you know, the stuff that melts when it gets hot?!
He came home rubbing his *** and when I looked at him funny, he showed me the HUGE holes in the mesh .... have I mentioned he doesnt wear anything under his pants??? Yeah, boys, that's right, it was BARE SKIN burning 
07-20-2005, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by WAHUSKER
Did it look anything like this? 
Of course the good guy ellis is he won't let me live this down.
Now i'm going to go destink my car 1 smoke and it still smells in the car 
