And now you know Ellis
05-08-2006, 02:52 PM
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And now you know Ellis This will explain whay I have to hang up on you every morning at 8:00. (& why Rey comes in so late) 
> A guy named Rey goes to Boeing to apply for a job. The
> interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
> employment." and then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
> The guy says, "Yes.... a mortar round exploded near me and
> blew my ********* off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
> The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
> Come in at 10:00 A.M."
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
>
> "This is a Boeing engineering job," the interviewer says. "For the first
> two hours we stand around scratching our *****... no point in your
> coming in for that."
>
>
> A guy named Rey goes to Boeing to apply for a job. The
> interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
> "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
> employment." and then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
> The guy says, "Yes.... a mortar round exploded near me and
> blew my ********* off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
> The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
> Come in at 10:00 A.M."
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
>
> "This is a Boeing engineering job," the interviewer says. "For the first
> two hours we stand around scratching our *****... no point in your
> coming in for that."
>
>
I knew there was something fishy about you guys. 
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that explains it all... 
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Originally Posted by tru_ice
On "hence the vette" subject, VW has a new Jetta commercial - shows all these people in cars with megaphones hollering stupid stuff about why they drive the cars they do. Anyway, there's a guy in what looks like a yellow 06 Z06 saying "Because it's THIS SMALL".....precious!!!
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Originally Posted by Robert56
Hey, what's all this about manhood size and corvettes, remember there is allways exceptions to the rule.
Robert
