Little Red Riding Hood
11-30-2007, 08:56 PM
#1
Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
The big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"
The big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"
04-18-2008, 08:42 AM
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There was the day that Ole tries out for the Olympic track team.
While sitting there, a German comes up and sits down and looks over
and comments,
"Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
Ole answers,
"I'm not a Pole, I'm a Sveed and my names not Valter"....
While sitting there, a German comes up and sits down and looks over
and comments,
"Are you a Pole Vaulter"?
Ole answers,
"I'm not a Pole, I'm a Sveed and my names not Valter"....