KrautBurner

iTrader: (5)

Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC
Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because
I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio
replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The
Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, Ray Charles', and in an instant ' Georgia
On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and
if I said, Beatles, I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, *** Holes! Immediately the Iranian
Na tional Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John
Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on
sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

OSUBraden

Hahaha!

But then realizing that this was nearly a reality...I stopped laughing and got back to work.

sob

Rockin C Racing

iTrader: (3)

Lol!!