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Old 02-12-2009, 07:32 PM   #1
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anyone hear any good ones lately? heres one i just found

NOS is like a hot girl with an STD. You want to hit it but you are afraid of what might happen.
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I heard one on here similar to that one but here goes...

A LS1 F-body with a stock 10 bolt is like havin a hot chick with a stinky puss...you wanna get on it but then again, you really dont!
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Mustangs are like tampons, every ***** has one.
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hahaha I want to hear more of this ****

having a badass car and not driving it is like having a playboy model as a wife and not ****'n her
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If You Want More Inches - Stroke It!!!

How do you make a small fortune in racing? Simple. Start with a large fortune.
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:37 PM   #6
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I made this up..
2010 Mustang V6:
90hp less than 2010 Camaro V6.

2010 Mustang V8:
107hp less than 2010 Camaro V8.

Ford Mustang:
Underpowered since 1964.
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I made this up..
2010 Mustang V6:
90hp less than 2010 Camaro V6.

2010 Mustang V8:
107hp less than 2010 Camaro V8.

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Underpowered since 1964.
haha thats pretty good
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havent heard any but ima keep checking this thread...
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Mustangs are like tampons, every ***** has one.
The first 1 is for you tiny. And btw, do something with your ******* exhaust. WAYYYYYYYY too loud. I couldn't even hear my truck with my windows up and I was atleast 200yards from you.
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i like the viper one
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Making a 4 cylinder fast is like telling everyone your gay. At first you might suprise a few people but in the end, you're still a ***.

Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them.
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"hold it to the floor till you see god. count to 3, then let off."
"if everything seems under control youre not going fast enough"-Mario Andretti
"keeping your foot off the pedal of a muscle car is like taking a hooker to dinner...thats not what youre spending the money for"
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some of these are great
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Ha HA HA ha, funny ****... This is all I got...
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lol I love these, keep it rolling !
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- "If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk"

- bumber sticker classic "Watch out for the idiot behind me"

- Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown!!!

- bumper sticker I saw, "Keep honking buddy, I'm reloading"

- FORD - Fix or repair daily

- I built mine you bought yours now shut the **** up!!!

- My lug nuts require more torque then your Honda makes..

- 4x4 bumper sticker - Lift em high, fat chicks can't climb...


Lastly - If your car feels safe you're not going fast enough...
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A RWD is like a mullet. Serious business up front, Party in the back. A FWD is a combover with a monotonous job.
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Lift your Jeep, fat chicks can't climb

(upside down on top of a Jeep windshield) If you can read this....roll me over please!
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