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Old 05-07-2009, 10:22 AM   #1
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Default VP Biden Washes his TA in the White House Driveway

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...rce=EMTF_Onion

I thought that was pretty cool, considering he even has a TA and that he actually takes time to wash and detail it.
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The Onion huh
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thats the onion thats about as real as the toothfairy
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But nice TA, can't deny that..
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:49 AM   #5
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Hahahaha, I love the Onion.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:23 PM   #6
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the union lol

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Biden wipes down the interior, and picks up any loose change, cigarette butts, and discarded condom wrappers.
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"She's a real beaut, ain't she?" said Biden, popping open a wide-mouth can of Coors Light and tilting back his head to take a long drink. "Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I'm thankful the dealership didn't have it in stock."

"Oops, looks like I got a little brewha in the flavor-saver," added Biden, referring to his wispy, four-day-old mustache. "Any of you girls care to join me for another tallboy?"
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very funny thanks for the post!!
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That article was kinda weird
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Just as weird as the onion movie. Check it out sometime its actually kinda funny.
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Lol, thats great
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I'm wondering if the OP realizes this is not real.
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LOL!!!!!!!!! Thanks man
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HAHAHAHA, awesome. I love The Onion. And lol at the OP not realizing it's a joke.
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I'm wondering if the OP realizes this is not real.
Read the OP's post, "wow its great he has a TA....
he believes it.
Gullable people
Probably believed all those April Fool's threads also
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LOL i thought the pic was real until i saw "the onion"

i guess he has a lot in common with burt reynolds j/k



they both love Turbo T/A's hahaha.
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Okay you have to ask a question isn't this one of the same ***** pushing for the go green bullshit but in turn has a gas guzzling v8. Seems like a bit of bs. Not hating on the car not hating a the fact that another person has a ta but he's one of the ones pushing for the fuel efficient cars and stricter regulations on cars. Not hating on the v8's have had many and still to this day but hate when contradicting ***** like this are praised when they have one but are one of the ones pushing for restricting our rights of owning them.
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Okay you have to ask a question isn't this one of the same ***** pushing for the go green bullshit but in turn has a gas guzzling v8. Seems like a bit of bs. Not hating on the car not hating a the fact that another person has a ta but he's one of the ones pushing for the fuel efficient cars and stricter regulations on cars. Not hating on the v8's have had many and still to this day but hate when contradicting ***** like this are praised when they have one but are one of the ones pushing for restricting our rights of owning them.
You fail.

Not even the Ninja Turtles can save you.

The article was meant to be a joke.
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Okay you have to ask a question isn't this one of the same ***** pushing for the go green bullshit but in turn has a gas guzzling v8. Seems like a bit of bs. Not hating on the car not hating a the fact that another person has a ta but he's one of the ones pushing for the fuel efficient cars and stricter regulations on cars. Not hating on the v8's have had many and still to this day but hate when contradicting ***** like this are praised when they have one but are one of the ones pushing for restricting our rights of owning them.
You know that you are a miserable failure when you rant about a FAKE news article. All the articles in The Onion are FAKE! Stupid
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i was excited when i read the OP's post - sounded legit. then i read the link pretty funny stuff though

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"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know."
ahahaha this little section really got me.
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Awesome thread. Nothing like taking the Onion serriously.

Even a BK bag in the passenger seat..
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