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Old 05-23-2011, 11:52 AM   #1
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Default There are no words to describe....

I...uh...

...I know this person.

I've been trying to guide him through his turbo kit install so he does it properly and doesn't blow up his engine. Obviously he didn't listen.

This is on stock fuel, stock tuning, nothing is changed.

He's running something around 8psi on an eBay 50trim. I can't believe it hasn't thrown a rod yet.



The exhaust is melting the alternator wires.

Yes, he drives around like that.





Yes, that is the turbo oil return line going into the dipstick hole...





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Old 05-23-2011, 12:24 PM   #2
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wow.... so much wow I can't even tell if this is a serious thread or not
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Old 05-23-2011, 12:32 PM   #3
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wow.... so much wow I can't even tell if this is a serious thread or not
Unfortunately, it is real.

I was talking to him a couple weeks ago, listing all the parts needed to be even reasonably safe (intercooler piping, SMIC, wideband, AFPR, a ******* oil return line to the pan, EXHAUST).

I thought I made it clear to him that all of these things were equally important and necessary.

Found out a few days ago that he completely ignored my advice and put all this **** on the night after I talked to him.

It's his DD and only car...

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Old 05-23-2011, 12:42 PM   #4
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Cavalier? Check.
Gay ebay headlights? Check.
Giant hole in hood? Check.
Budget of $300? Check.
No actual knowledge of how engines work? Check.

I see nothing wrong with this. This is completely normal.
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Old 05-23-2011, 12:51 PM   #5
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im slightly impressed he was able to cut a symmetrical hole out of that hood. i will give him slight props for that....
but the pvc tubing and home depot rubber band clamp cancel it out. lol
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Oh my!!!... Home made turbo gone rice.... That's funny that's what that is...

My lawnmower engine is bigger then that turd... Nice PVC pipe coming out of the hood..

I actually thought that was the electric supercharger setup you get off Ebay for 50 bucks that guarantees massive horse power..
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Old 05-23-2011, 01:08 PM   #7
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My lawn more engine is bigger then that turd...
Hey! It's not the size that matters; it's how you use it.
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I can't believe that hasn't caught on fire yet.
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I can't believe that hasn't caught on fire yet.
I'm as shocked as anyone.
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did he give you a ride? is it reasonably faster than stock?
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When said car does catch fire, I hope he doesn't think insurance will cover the repairs.
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That sucks.....
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When said car does catch fire, I hope he doesn't think insurance will cover the repairs.
He used pvc pipe for a turbo piping, you think he has insurance?
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That is straight up ghetto as hell
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Saw a couple setups similar on some hondas at the track.. How they pass tech is beyond me
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this is AMAZING!! I wonder whats gonna happen first? I see so much wrong with this. I hope he doesnt get caught in the rain. And he let you take pictures....epic
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lmao @ the hotside and wastegate just roasting wires
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did he give you a ride? is it reasonably faster than stock?
I actually haven't even seen the car in person...my other friend took these pics.

I don't know if I would want a ride...at least without a fire extinguisher.
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Bahahahahahaha!
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What a ******* *******.
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