So any ways....I locked my ***** keys in the car.
I then googled a lock smith place.
The website said $19 service call
I arranged to have a "lock smith" come out...
A white service van pulls up
2 foreign that resembled that character from the GTA -4- game...(that guy who was in the New York 1.
(don't mind the smiles this guy made a joke about me using smiles so...
Back to the story...
He greeted me like he was stoned and gay but REAL friendly...
I thought we were gonna bring it in and have a man hug and kiss like some foreigners do...I was greatly mistaken and deeply sadden
His eyes had a soul full shine to them in my houses coach lights and his smiles was very inviting.
They took a look in my Z (threw the window and with his I phone led light...) hes says nice car (thanks) and what not and then proceed to pull out a bag and stick lock out kit....
flags being thrown: I ask several time if they have a lock pick.
The guy says no we use this...WTF?
Any ways I need my damn keys outta the car...so "WE" pressed on...
We get the car open after many tries, and I hand the guy a $20
(the first guy, the gay and stoned looking 1.)
flag gets thrown and then the **** hits the fan...
(suck it up and keep readen...iv had a RUFF day and I have NO money and NO BEER!)
The guy says (deep accent enough the sink the Titanic..)...any ways the guys want more money. So hes like its late and the price goes up and we have gas to buy and labor, ect... Total BS...
These over sees boys don't know you cant hustle a hustler. (you know what I mean...)
any ways I go get another $20 because I could have sworn the guy said another $17 he then scribbles out on a paper:
$19 service fee
$79 job fee
More **** hits the fan. Anyways I have to give these guys a lesson on how
I told them I am -NOT- pay $100 fkn dollars for 2 air bags and a coated metal stick matter of fact 1 air bag, you can buy that stuff any were.
He said no you have to be licensed and were could you buy that?
I said online, ebay, any place....
(stay with me its half over and you don't have anything better to do...you know you dont.)
So were going Round and Round like the son from Ratt
on the price then he say give me $50 and hes talking about its all set from the company.
I say NOOOOO...I then feeling generousness and wanting to get these guy outta here reach in my wallet...were my beer money normally is
(btw im borrowing this money as I have NO money.
I pull out a $5 FTW
(mad tight skills...I know right.
$45 thats $45. The guy realizes hes not getting any Sams beer from me. (no sir...)
I keep thanking them them and telling them im not upset at them but at the company.
-I leave, tell thee fam the low down then go upstairs, then back down to see them still out their. I tell them they need to move (their in my drive way btw....yea...)
Part 1 ends Praise the LORD!!!