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Old 04-06-2006, 12:50 PM   #1
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ok im a stupid kid, i admit that rite away. well cruzin wit my friends in there truck and were on our way home and we see a possum, we usually swerve to hit the stupid pests, and we always have missed. so last nite for the first time ever we hit the thing. i felt soo bad i started to think of its family and friends and how it feels and stuff like that, i learned a valuble lesson, dont harm others they have feelings to, kinda somethin i shoulda figured out in first grade.
just had to make the confession maybe if any other stupid kids are out there like me, this will stop them from aiming for the rodent next time...

-sorry possum
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Old 04-06-2006, 12:55 PM   #2
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It's a possum... it would run your *** over too if it could drive....
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:03 PM   #4
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I think we have another PETA *** in the making here. Faaaantastic.
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:06 PM   #6
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It's a possum... it would run your *** over too if it could drive....
Word... I hit an opossum once in my jetta. I was kinda upset... but only because of the sound it made... I thought I had broken my car it made such a loud THUMP. Car was fine though... and I felt better.
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #7
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possums suck run them all over. and yeah i would only get upset if it did something to my car or if it was an animal that people care about like a dog or cat. but a possum its a rodent that needs to be smashed.
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:16 PM   #8
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I remember on time a bird flew right into the path of my car. It made a loud THUD and rolled along the side of my car. I had the windows open and all of a sudden my car was filled with feathers. Like a scene right out of a comedy.

I was shaken at first but then started laughing uncontrolabley. I was finding feathers for weeks.

Oh and to make things worse. When it's rainy season in Florida the frogs multiply exponentially. During a heavy rain they are out and it sounds like the 4th of July because you are cracking so many. I try not to look down the next morning because its gross.

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Old 04-06-2006, 01:20 PM   #9
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^ haha that reminds me of a time i was going down the highway and there were 3 pigeons on the road and i couldnt change lanes so i just kept going and they tried to fly away and then all of a sudden there were 3 quick thuds

i couldnt stop laughing
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:25 PM   #10
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I caught a bird square in the nostril of my Formula on the way to work one morning. Had to pick it off the top of the windshield washer bottle and spray out all the blood and feathers. The GTO got in the habit of bouncing birds off the hood for some reason too, for a while at least. Stupid morning doves..
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:29 PM   #11
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'o'possum. I'm going to report you to this group: http://www.opossumsocietyus.org

you opossum killer!

just kidding.

I don't like running over anything, unless I'm in the dually. Opossum are excellent road targets. I'd try to swerve for a dog, but wouldn't chance wrecking any vehicle for a cat.
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:56 PM   #12
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I shot a possum the other night. Then I burned some kittens.
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I don't like running over anything, unless I'm in the dually. Opossum are excellent road targets. I'd try to swerve for a dog, but wouldn't chance wrecking any vehicle for a cat.
Werd.

I always feel kind of shitty if I kill something with the car, but the only thing I'll swerve for is a dog.
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i felt soo bad i started to think of its family and friends and how it feels and stuff like that,

You were thinking about the possum having friends!

How would a possum go about making "friends?" Would it be like:

"So... I like hanging upside down on the old oak tree down the block"

"Me too! We should 'hang' out sometime!"



Dude... you can't possibly be serious about this! It's not like he has buddies that hanging out at the VFW saying, "Hey, I wonder where Phil is tonight?"

And it's not like the Possum family is going to post "Missing" posters: "Have you seen this possum? Last seen crossing county road #13!"

Go hug a tree... you'll feel better.


I'm gonna get back to sniping kittens in my back yard with a pellet gun.
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Old 04-06-2006, 02:07 PM   #15
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i did the same thing to a kitten once.
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Old 04-06-2006, 02:12 PM   #16
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I shot a possum the other night. Then I burned some kittens.
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Look at the size of this one
http://videos.streetfire.net/search/...D131B391ED.htm
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I think we have another PETA *** in the making here. Faaaantastic.
best remark yet.. and thank you Nineball for the "O" everyone always forgets that!

Cooked at the right temp they might taste like chicken
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I think we have another PETA *** in the making here. Faaaantastic.
LOL...seriously
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Old 04-06-2006, 03:30 PM   #20
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The only animal I'd really be torn up about is if I hit a dog. I love dogs and have three. I'd be really upset if I killed somebody's.

One time driving on the way to play poker, there were like ten ******* possums crossing the road. I couldn't stop so I just ran right through, killed like three of them.

I feel bad when I kill things, but come on man. This is possibly the most pussified post I've ever seen in the lounge.

Congratulations, you get the vagina award!!
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