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Old 04-27-2006, 03:42 PM   #1
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I got a laugh out of this article...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1hooters1.html

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Old 04-27-2006, 03:58 PM   #2
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I wonder what "the right price" is?
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:14 PM   #3
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'bout tree fity
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I wonder what "the right price" is?
I walked up to a hot chick once and asked, "Hey, would you sleep for me for a million dollars?"

She replied, "A million dollars? Sure, I'd sleep with you for a million dollars."

I then asked, "Ok. Would you sleep with me for 10 bucks?"

She gets a disgusted look on her face and says, "No way! Do you think I'm a *****?"

I said, "Well, we've already established that. Now I'm just negotiating the price."
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:36 PM   #5
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I walked up to a hot chick once and asked, "Hey, would you sleep for me for a million dollars?"

She replied, "A million dollars? Sure, I'd sleep with you for a million dollars."

I then asked, "Ok. Would you sleep with me for 10 bucks?"

She gets a disgusted look on her face and says, "No way! Do you think I'm a *****?"

I said, "Well, we've already established that. Now I'm just negotiating the price."
I gotta try that one on someone.
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:40 PM   #6
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Oh dang, I've heard that one before. Still a goodie to try out on those gold-digger chics.
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:13 PM   #7
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I walked up to a hot chick once and asked, "Hey, would you sleep for me for a million dollars?"

She replied, "A million dollars? Sure, I'd sleep with you for a million dollars."

I then asked, "Ok. Would you sleep with me for 10 bucks?"

She gets a disgusted look on her face and says, "No way! Do you think I'm a *****?"

I said, "Well, we've already established that. Now I'm just negotiating the price."
I believe that's a direct word for word quote from Winston Churchill. Not positive on that but that line is old, funny, but old.

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Old 04-27-2006, 07:23 PM   #8
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'bout tree fity
Damn Loch Ness monster! I told you i dont have no damn 'tree fitty!
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Damn Loch Ness monster! I told you i dont have no damn 'tree fitty!
South Park ownz
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I'm in the mood for some wings, who's with me

For those of you in St. louis, "Westport hooters "
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Yeah, I'd like 10 wings, hot, with fries, and a handjob. And a side of ranch.

LMAO.
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I smell tartar sauce
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Always gotta read the fine print... Damnit why didn't i see it before. HAHA
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Yeah, I'd like 10 wings, hot, with fries, and a handjob. And a side of ranch.

LMAO.
Wanna know the fucked up thing about that?

The ranch will prob cost you the most out of all that!
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I smell tartar sauce
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Damn Loch Ness monster! I told you i dont have no damn 'tree fitty!
I gave you a dolla last week
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I walked up to a hot chick once and asked, "Hey, would you sleep for me for a million dollars?"

She replied, "A million dollars? Sure, I'd sleep with you for a million dollars."

I then asked, "Ok. Would you sleep with me for 10 bucks?"

She gets a disgusted look on her face and says, "No way! Do you think I'm a *****?"

I said, "Well, we've already established that. Now I'm just negotiating the price."


LMAO that is awesome!
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