MY LT Trail Blazer takes down SRT8 Jeep
12-06-2009, 10:10 PM
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MY LT Trail Blazer takes down SRT8 Jeep This was a few weeks back
I was bored to tears and decided to take the ol' Hell Blazer out and see if I could find any takers. Normally my issue is no one takes me seriously in my TB and when in my TA no one wants any at all.
After cruising around for what seemed like forever, a red SRT Jeep pulls up next to me on the roll. I have to slow a bit to let him get even with me. I put the shifter into neutral and shoot him a rev. He looks over at me then back looking for the vehicle that made the noise.
I laugh and rev again. He smiles back and slows. I drop my speed down to 20 mph and honk off. We take off to about 90 mph with me ahead by a SUV as we slow for the red light.
We both roll down our windows to give props. He asks what is done and I tell him I have gutted cats and nothing else done. Frowning he replies " I must of been spinning my *** off. Not trying to take anything away from you, your truck runs good but, I take down SS Trail Blazers without a problem. Would you mind going again"?
The guy was really cool so I told him I would. We wait for the light to turn green. I turn my traction control off and we go on green. I jump out ahead and walk away to about 2 suv's by 95ish. We race from rolls about 5 more times with the outcome always the same. My 5.3 TB waxing that ***.LOL
Finally ol' boy had enough and we pull into an Atwoods parking lot. The long and short we look through my engine bay, which is totally stock down to the paper filter . I open my rear hatch because he swears I have to have N2O. I move around 2 50 pound bags of mulch,lol, to show him no bottle. He about **** when he saw it was 4X4 also.
I get a look at his engine bay which he tells me is a full bolt on Jeep. Nice looking I have to say. After a bit of idle small talk he comments "Man, again not knocking your ****, I think I have big problems though, I need to get home and look at my Jeep. I just don't get it".
I then proceeded to tell him that I believed the LT Trail Blazers where actually the faster ones, or that is what I thought. He gives me a fucked up look like any of us would have at that statement and drives off. I felt kinda bad for him actually.LOL You just know the guy went home to tear his **** apart.LOL The stock muffler on my TB absolutely sent him into fits too.
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I was bored to tears and decided to take the ol' Hell Blazer out and see if I could find any takers. Normally my issue is no one takes me seriously in my TB and when in my TA no one wants any at all.
After cruising around for what seemed like forever, a red SRT Jeep pulls up next to me on the roll. I have to slow a bit to let him get even with me. I put the shifter into neutral and shoot him a rev. He looks over at me then back looking for the vehicle that made the noise.
I laugh and rev again. He smiles back and slows. I drop my speed down to 20 mph and honk off. We take off to about 90 mph with me ahead by a SUV as we slow for the red light.
We both roll down our windows to give props. He asks what is done and I tell him I have gutted cats and nothing else done. Frowning he replies " I must of been spinning my *** off. Not trying to take anything away from you, your truck runs good but, I take down SS Trail Blazers without a problem. Would you mind going again"?
The guy was really cool so I told him I would. We wait for the light to turn green. I turn my traction control off and we go on green. I jump out ahead and walk away to about 2 suv's by 95ish. We race from rolls about 5 more times with the outcome always the same. My 5.3 TB waxing that ***.LOL
Finally ol' boy had enough and we pull into an Atwoods parking lot. The long and short we look through my engine bay, which is totally stock down to the paper filter . I open my rear hatch because he swears I have to have N2O. I move around 2 50 pound bags of mulch,lol, to show him no bottle. He about **** when he saw it was 4X4 also.
I get a look at his engine bay which he tells me is a full bolt on Jeep. Nice looking I have to say. After a bit of idle small talk he comments "Man, again not knocking your ****, I think I have big problems though, I need to get home and look at my Jeep. I just don't get it".
I then proceeded to tell him that I believed the LT Trail Blazers where actually the faster ones, or that is what I thought. He gives me a fucked up look like any of us would have at that statement and drives off. I felt kinda bad for him actually.LOL You just know the guy went home to tear his **** apart.LOL The stock muffler on my TB absolutely sent him into fits too.
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12-06-2009, 10:41 PM
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I've also drilled LS1Fbodies, Mustangs of various years, New Chargers and Challengers. Love this Blazer man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More fun than a bag full of cats by a creek.
12-06-2009, 10:51 PM
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What do you mean man! Every car or truck has at least one cam.LOL I have to get rid of the stock exhaust. It is killing me. Those dog log manifolds are awsome when you pop the hood though. God I love this truck.
12-06-2009, 10:58 PM
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LOL yeah but it adds to the fun of seeing their faces when they realize they just got beat by a 4x4 LT trailblazer.
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Indeed!! I am torn about a stall though. The stock one leaves a lot to be desired. Yet I pull a boat and my car with this thing. I don't know if I want to do it or not.
12-06-2009, 11:09 PM
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DUDE they run like consistent 12's bro!!
Lol a race pulling the TA would be dangerous but epic haha, Stall+gears+spray= crushed dreams
Lol a race pulling the TA would be dangerous but epic haha, Stall+gears+spray= crushed dreams
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12-07-2009, 12:22 AM
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Man thats cruel, but funny as hell. The poor guy is not only seriously "confuzed" but thinks his **** is broke, lol. I'd imagine he's an easy mid 12 second jeep.
I'll get me a sleeper one day....
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