2V Saturn Ion vs MysticZ28
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2V Saturn Ion vs MysticZ28
So today for lunch i decided to meet up with MysticZ24. My car isnt driveable at the moment so i wasnt able to race him in my car, but its all good because because Han owed me a 10 minute car anyways. So anyways I flew out there to wherever he lives, and Han overnighted me a H/C/I 2v swapped Saturn from japan to race him.
So we line up, first race he lets Danicka Patrick race his car, and does a John Force burnout, Dominic Torreto style, he wins on that race from 0-35 by 23.5 ft but only because i accidently left it in 2nd and my Yank 4000 didnt yank, I drove my car, and this is my screenname.
Second race, same drivers, i left it in 2nd but my Yank, yanked me hard out the hole and i cleared a 1.2 60ft and lifted the rear right wheel, but it wasnt enough. MysticZ24 won on that one too, his SLP must have ram air im guessing. 0-235 his win by 13 trucks.
Third and last race, i leave it in DRIVE, he drives his car. He looks at me, i look at my info message that says "low fuel", he looks at his and it says "smoke him". Rich Christensen is there, and he asks us both "ready", "ready". Then lifts his arms............. scratches his pits... then drops them. My Yank, yanked, his Mivec spooled up, by 25 were neck to neck. We both left perfect and neither spinned. By 50 i pulled him by 5ft. By 60, im 16.3 ft ahead. We hit the speed limit (which was 65), and i won by 7 lengths!!!!
No vids as MysticZ24 put the batteries in backwards, and the video isnt clear because of that. Great race MysticZ24 won all races by default.
So we line up, first race he lets Danicka Patrick race his car, and does a John Force burnout, Dominic Torreto style, he wins on that race from 0-35 by 23.5 ft but only because i accidently left it in 2nd and my Yank 4000 didnt yank, I drove my car, and this is my screenname.
Second race, same drivers, i left it in 2nd but my Yank, yanked me hard out the hole and i cleared a 1.2 60ft and lifted the rear right wheel, but it wasnt enough. MysticZ24 won on that one too, his SLP must have ram air im guessing. 0-235 his win by 13 trucks.
Third and last race, i leave it in DRIVE, he drives his car. He looks at me, i look at my info message that says "low fuel", he looks at his and it says "smoke him". Rich Christensen is there, and he asks us both "ready", "ready". Then lifts his arms............. scratches his pits... then drops them. My Yank, yanked, his Mivec spooled up, by 25 were neck to neck. We both left perfect and neither spinned. By 50 i pulled him by 5ft. By 60, im 16.3 ft ahead. We hit the speed limit (which was 65), and i won by 7 lengths!!!!
No vids as MysticZ24 put the batteries in backwards, and the video isnt clear because of that. Great race MysticZ24 won all races by default.
#3
Mildly funny but completely uncalled for. Its one thing to let a guy have it because he is an idiot. Making a thread that is completely fabricated and unrelated to anything he has done is a little out of line.
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haha thats the funniest thing i have read in a while (well besides every post that mystic makes which I always laugh at). This isn't a fabricated story either, I was there and witnessed Jeffrey race him although Mysticz24 will probably come in here and deny it all just because
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So today for lunch i decided to meet up with MysticZ24. My car isnt driveable at the moment so i wasnt able to race him in my car, but its all good because because Han owed me a 10 minute car anyways. So anyways I flew out there to wherever he lives, and Han overnighted me a H/C/I 2v swapped Saturn from japan to race him.
So we line up, first race he lets Danicka Patrick race his car, and does a John Force burnout, Dominic Torreto style, he wins on that race from 0-35 by 23.5 ft but only because i accidently left it in 2nd and my Yank 4000 didnt yank, I drove my car, and this is my screenname.
Second race, same drivers, i left it in 2nd but my Yank, yanked me hard out the hole and i cleared a 1.2 60ft and lifted the rear right wheel, but it wasnt enough. MysticZ24 won on that one too, his SLP must have ram air im guessing. 0-235 his win by 13 trucks.
Third and last race, i leave it in DRIVE, he drives his car. He looks at me, i look at my info message that says "low fuel", he looks at his and it says "smoke him". Rich Christensen is there, and he asks us both "ready", "ready". Then lifts his arms............. scratches his pits... then drops them. My Yank, yanked, his Mivec spooled up, by 25 were neck to neck. We both left perfect and neither spinned. By 50 i pulled him by 5ft. By 60, im 16.3 ft ahead. We hit the speed limit (which was 65), and i won by 7 lengths!!!!
No vids as MysticZ24 put the batteries in backwards, and the video isnt clear because of that. Great race MysticZ24 won all races by default.
So we line up, first race he lets Danicka Patrick race his car, and does a John Force burnout, Dominic Torreto style, he wins on that race from 0-35 by 23.5 ft but only because i accidently left it in 2nd and my Yank 4000 didnt yank, I drove my car, and this is my screenname.
Second race, same drivers, i left it in 2nd but my Yank, yanked me hard out the hole and i cleared a 1.2 60ft and lifted the rear right wheel, but it wasnt enough. MysticZ24 won on that one too, his SLP must have ram air im guessing. 0-235 his win by 13 trucks.
Third and last race, i leave it in DRIVE, he drives his car. He looks at me, i look at my info message that says "low fuel", he looks at his and it says "smoke him". Rich Christensen is there, and he asks us both "ready", "ready". Then lifts his arms............. scratches his pits... then drops them. My Yank, yanked, his Mivec spooled up, by 25 were neck to neck. We both left perfect and neither spinned. By 50 i pulled him by 5ft. By 60, im 16.3 ft ahead. We hit the speed limit (which was 65), and i won by 7 lengths!!!!
No vids as MysticZ24 put the batteries in backwards, and the video isnt clear because of that. Great race MysticZ24 won all races by default.
so thats about 3.5 busses?
amiright?
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Hahaha! dude you had me shitting a yule-log. And is that possible? I mean i kno the guys talented but scratching pits while arms are up?? Monkey arms maybe?? Soo completely random, and awesome
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haha thats the funniest thing i have read in a while (well besides every post that mystic makes which I always laugh at). This isn't a fabricated story either, I was there and witnessed Jeffrey race him although Mysticz24 will probably come in here and deny it all just because