5.0 pansy gets his poop pushed in hard
07-05-2014, 09:21 AM
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5.0 pansy gets his poop pushed in hard yeah so me and a friend of mine aree cruising along on my way to a another buddies place...and a brand new 5.0 pulls up next to me at the light. i look over and the douche driving it has a flat bill hat on and was literally pointing and laughing at us...there were 2 girls with him. my friend then asked the guy if his stang was a v6 (just to **** him off) and the guy was like "this is a 5.0 and it will eat that pos up!" I just laughed and asked him if he wanted to prove it when the light turns green...he said "yeah I will" then leaned back in his seat with his left arm on the wheel and with a "I ****** rock" look on his face...so light finally goes green and we r off...I slightly spun off the line rolling into it. i had a full car on him through 1st..sounded like he spun about the same as me..maybe a tad more. then i barked 2nd gear and continue pulling away even harder. by 100 mph I had a solid greyhound on him so I left off. when he caught back up he had the most pissed off look on his face that ive ever seen lol...my friend was making fake crying faces at him with his hands. it was hilarious...the girls with him were laughing at him also...the tool probably took his car straight back the the dealer and asked if it was running right 
07-05-2014, 09:32 AM
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Good kill Brosphincter, that lucus oil stabilizer is still working good for you.
07-05-2014, 09:42 AM
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07-05-2014, 10:30 AM
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Awesome kill, just a few questions.
Did he really verbally say "POS", or "piece of ****" ?
How long was the light? Was there a civilian in the crosswalk to give more time to talk?
Can you demonstrate the "I ******* rock" face?
Just trying to get a better visualization on this glorious kill.
Did he really verbally say "POS", or "piece of ****" ?
How long was the light? Was there a civilian in the crosswalk to give more time to talk?
Can you demonstrate the "I ******* rock" face?
Just trying to get a better visualization on this glorious kill.
07-05-2014, 11:22 AM
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yeah so me and a friend of mine aree cruising along on my way to a another buddies place...and a brand new 5.0 pulls up next to me at the light. i look over and the douche driving it has a flat bill hat on and was literally pointing and laughing at us...there were 2 girls with him.
my friend then asked the guy if his stang was a v6 (just to **** him off) and the guy was like "this is a 5.0 and it will eat that pos up!" I just laughed and asked him if he wanted to prove it when the light turns green...he said "yeah I will" then leaned back in his seat with his left arm on the wheel and with a "I ****** rock" look on his face...so light finally goes green and we r off...I slightly spun off the line rolling into it. i had a full car on him through 1st..sounded like he spun about the same as me..maybe a tad more. then i barked 2nd gear and continue pulling away even harder. by 100 mph I had a solid greyhound on him so I left off. when he caught back up he had the most pissed off look on his face that ive ever seen lol...my friend was making fake crying faces at him with his hands. it was hilarious...the girls with him were laughing at him also...the tool probably took his car straight back the the dealer and asked if it was running right
Also, you're PILE, as you've described it, wouldn't keep up with any MY GT500 actually racing you(as you claimed in another useless joke of a thread you started), ever, as you've described it... Your car makes... perhaps 330hp and those make 500 or more... you lose, period, here in the real world. Just like you lose against the 5L you claimed to beat here... you're one of those, what we call "astounding morons" here... 2 races against 2 cars which BOTH put yours to shame in every manner known to mankind... yet you handily beat them both...
LYING FOOL! 
PS... This thread needs a
... We have enough outright stupidity from idiotic lying clowns already. 
07-05-2014, 11:55 AM
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So you and your boyfriend raced some dude who pulled TWO girls and can afford a 10+yr newer car... that shamed you and you made up this story...
You're either exceedingly new to the real world, or you're a troll... or both and I suspect, both.
Also, you're PILE, as you've described it, wouldn't keep up with any MY GT500 actually racing you(as you claimed in another useless joke of a thread you started), ever, as you've described it... Your car makes... perhaps 330hp and those make 500 or more... you lose, period, here in the real world. Just like you lose against the 5L you claimed to beat here... you're one of those, what we call "astounding morons" here... 2 races against 2 cars which BOTH put yours to shame in every manner known to mankind... yet you handily beat them both... LYING FOOL!
PS... This thread needs a ... We have enough outright stupidity from idiotic lying clowns already.
You're either exceedingly new to the real world, or you're a troll... or both and I suspect, both.
Also, you're PILE, as you've described it, wouldn't keep up with any MY GT500 actually racing you(as you claimed in another useless joke of a thread you started), ever, as you've described it... Your car makes... perhaps 330hp and those make 500 or more... you lose, period, here in the real world. Just like you lose against the 5L you claimed to beat here... you're one of those, what we call "astounding morons" here... 2 races against 2 cars which BOTH put yours to shame in every manner known to mankind... yet you handily beat them both...
LYING FOOL! PS... This thread needs a
... We have enough outright stupidity from idiotic lying clowns already.
