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Regal vs Charger Hellcat

Old 05-11-2016, 07:03 PM
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This morning I was driving to work in my Regal. Next to me pulled a white Hellcat Charger with dealer tags and 3 people in it. You could only imagine my delight. I was a kid on christmas morning... I signaled for them to punch it, repeatedly. They were all laughing. Finally the driver punched it.
What followed can only be described as the *** kicking of the millennia. The Regal dug in and, as it passed the 707hp Charger, you could hear the nipples of the occupants searing off. In total, the distance was 5+ car lengths.

I want you to imagine... really try to imagine being on a test drive in a Hellcat. The salesman talking up how powerful the car is... you hearing that blower whine and exhaust note. Then a dorky kid wearing glasses pulls next to you in an old Regal, fangirling over your potential new ride. The salesman says, Show em how fast it is

Then you get smoked.
I want you to imagine that.

Better luck next time, most powerful american car ever made...
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Vids tomorrow?
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Great read. That's hilarious
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Originally Posted by big hammer



Vids tomorrow?
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Wood redad again.
Good show.
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Originally Posted by big hammer



Vids tomorrow?
Best post from hammer in a while!
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Nice kill, definitely a sleeper if there ever was one.
They most definitely thought you were joking, then a round of clean draws were in order lol
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Funny stuff man

I couldn't have bought the car after that... I mean if I lost my very first race to a car I should have destroyed (in stock form), I would have told that salesman, no thanks. But the story that salesman can tell is priceless
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3 people in a Charger Hellcat? You might as well have been racing a 700 hp truck!

Just kidding man, nice kill.
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Originally Posted by big hammer



Vids tomorrow?
Buahahahaha!

Originally Posted by 2003Cobro
Best post from hammer in a while!
Agreed x1millionbillion.
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Lol... great kill.
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Great post lmao, any vids of the Regal in action? I would love to see it
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ROFL

Salesman better have had the lower power key in there so he has an excuse
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Enjoyed the vid.
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This is why you always have a camera ready! That **** would have went viral faster than that sale went down the **** tube.
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Hammer killed it

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Good kill!
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Originally Posted by thunderstruck507
ROFL

Salesman better have had the lower power key in there so he has an excuse
Hahahaha, my first thought was, bet they didn't have the RED key!!!

NOT that it would have Mattered!!!
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Originally Posted by big hammer



Vids tomorrow?
Best kill in the thread.
Old 05-14-2016, 02:47 AM
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and you guys really believe that **** ? even if he had the black key that hell cat would still raped him unless that guy really don't know how do drive

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