Different kind of "Kill" story
04-28-2005, 11:32 PM
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Different kind of "Kill" story Had to share....I'll try to keep it to LS1's next time.
Wifey is on her way over to see her brother in Montana last summer and decides to take her brand new Dodge Dakota pickum up with it's new canopy with the glass rear door and screen covered side doors.
We need to have the screens because we use the truck to haul our Great Danes, the biggest of which weighs in at 226 lbs.
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Anyway, she stops at this rest stop in Eastern Washington and goes into this greasy spoon for some lunch.
After lunch, she comes out to find hundreds of deep vertical scratches below one of the screened windows and the screen missing.
She goes back into the dinner and demands to speak to the manager.
She askes who ownes the large German Shepard who was lurking around the dinner when she came in and the manager says,
"Oh, he's ours".
"Well, I'm going to need you to pay for the repairs to my truck from all of the scratches he put on the side" says Wifey.
"Bull ****" says the Manager. "Our dog wouldn't do that and besides, what proof do you have that he did any damage at all"?
Wifey opens up a brown bag she had with her and plops an ear on the counter.
"That look like his", she says.
Two of the women customers nearest the cash register jump up with their hands over their mouths and head for the rest room.
The manager pales and just says, "send me the bill".
Wifey, being the good natured soul that she is, got the manager to catch the
shepard and since she's a Vet, she sewed up the wound before she left.
Turned out the dog mended up fine and we even got a check from the guy.
Glad I wasn't there, I'd a puked. Our two guys in the truck didn't have a scratch.
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Wifey is on her way over to see her brother in Montana last summer and decides to take her brand new Dodge Dakota pickum up with it's new canopy with the glass rear door and screen covered side doors.
We need to have the screens because we use the truck to haul our Great Danes, the biggest of which weighs in at 226 lbs.
http://theranch.5u.com
Anyway, she stops at this rest stop in Eastern Washington and goes into this greasy spoon for some lunch.
After lunch, she comes out to find hundreds of deep vertical scratches below one of the screened windows and the screen missing.
She goes back into the dinner and demands to speak to the manager.
She askes who ownes the large German Shepard who was lurking around the dinner when she came in and the manager says,
"Oh, he's ours".
"Well, I'm going to need you to pay for the repairs to my truck from all of the scratches he put on the side" says Wifey.
"Bull ****" says the Manager. "Our dog wouldn't do that and besides, what proof do you have that he did any damage at all"?
Wifey opens up a brown bag she had with her and plops an ear on the counter.
"That look like his", she says.
Two of the women customers nearest the cash register jump up with their hands over their mouths and head for the rest room.
The manager pales and just says, "send me the bill".
Wifey, being the good natured soul that she is, got the manager to catch the
shepard and since she's a Vet, she sewed up the wound before she left.
Turned out the dog mended up fine and we even got a check from the guy.
Glad I wasn't there, I'd a puked. Our two guys in the truck didn't have a scratch.
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those are big dogs ya got there. 
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04-29-2005, 03:30 PM
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Too bad they didn't kill the diner owner's dog, he sounds like a ******* jack ***. Here's what you do: don't feed your dogs for like a week and then throw the diner owner in there with them. Please get it on video though because I just love it when ****** get what they so deeply deserve. ******* *** hat needs to keep his damn dog on a leash.
04-29-2005, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by FLeXNuTZ
Too bad they didn't kill the diner owner's dog, he sounds like a ******* jack ***. Here's what you do: don't feed your dogs for like a week and then throw the diner owner in there with them. Please get it on video though because I just love it when ****** get what they so deeply deserve. ******* *** hat needs to keep his damn dog on a leash.
Dogs do not get hungry and go for the first human near them... (Myth)
04-30-2005, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 2 FASST SS
Dogs do not get hungry and go for the first human near them... (Myth)
