TX99LS1

So last Saturday night i wus with 5 of my buddies, and we were leavin the mall to go to a burger joint down the road. We pull in the parkin lot of the burger joint and we get out of our cars when out of nowhere two vipers cruise by. We all kinda look at each other for a second and then we scramble to our cars. I'm in a 99 Z-28 pretty close to stock with some gay *** 2.73 gears, one of my friends is drivin a 01 SS with a 4000 stall, 3.73 gears and nitrous, and my other buddy is driving a 98 trans am lid and cut out car. So we all jump in our cars and tear *** outta the parkin lot. We messed with them on the street a little bit and we followed them onto the high way. Im thanking god at this point cuz with my gears all my good punches are 60 and above. So were on the highway and i get next to the 05 SRT-10 and we three honk. He pulls about a good car and a half on me before we hit traffic. Then my buddy Shane gets up next to him and tears him up. That 4000 stall instantly launched him alittle over half a car on the viper before they hit traffic. My buddy in the Trans am never got a chance to git him a piece once the SRT-10 got beat they got pissed and hauled *** outta there. Then later that night were at the same place when a cammed SS pulls in. We waited for him to leave then tried to race him but he turned into a driveway real quick and before we could even bust a bitch at the end of the road a cammed C5 vette pulls out and eats my buddy Shane alive. By that time we had raced up and down that road like 9 times and the cops were popping out everywhere so we hauled *** and called it a night. All in all a good night of racing.

FSTLS1

iTrader: (3)

So how exactly were the vipers slaugtered? It sounds like you just toyed with them.

ScreaminRedZ

iTrader: (3)

Yeah, I'm confused.

2.73 Vette

Yea the only good part about this story was the cammed Vette...

And your basicly stock but only get pulled by a car and a half...But your friend with the highly modded SS pulls half a car?????

Were you only racing from 60-90 mph?????

wickedwarlock

iTrader: (4)

He said until the traffic came up. It's hard to say; I agree, about the vette part.

2000 SILVERADO

Yeah, where did you race from? 60-90 mph?

N20LS1

Where's the other Viper?

98Z28MASS

iTrader: (6)

What year vipers? No way 2 lightly modded ls1's hang with any of the vipers, just not happening unless they didnt know they were racing...I can see the stalled and sprayed ls1 hanging with or edging out an 05 viper but no way hes going to tear it up...

98Z28MASS

iTrader: (6)

LoL they raced from 60mph - never happened

BLKWS.6

Ummm, nothing got slaughtered in that story but one of your crew...

2001stripper

Can someone translate "and before we could even bust a bitch at the end of the road"
for me. I don't speak "wanna be ghetto" language

chaman

iTrader: (5)

I remember when I raced against a jet fighter and won....what a nice dream it was...

99z20ate

iTrader: (1)

ill admit i dont quite get it either, but everyone here posting is being huge smart asses kinda getting annoying.

chaman

iTrader: (5)

Here an idea, if you dont get it then dont post.....us smart asses got it..got that??

JayplaySS

iTrader: (15)

Whoa doggie, thats like a math question.

If a cammed C5 is going 90mph and you get in your car from McDonalds going 85mph, how long would it take to beat a stock TA?? WTF, I confused myself. Shoot me.

JayplaySS

iTrader: (15)

Good runs though all jokes aside!

98Z28MASS

iTrader: (6)

Only reason for us being smart asses is that there are so many people with less than 10 posts posting outrageous kills lately. I mean come on, look at the title, 2 vipers get slaughtered? He doesnt even mention a second viper racing, and he says he barely lost to an 05 srt-10 viper from a roll, which takes out any wheel spin on the vipers part, with a pretty much stock ls1. Then he says his friend with a stalled sprayed ls1 destoryed the srt-10...I mean it just doesnt add up. I can see the stalled and sprayed ls1 hanging or beating the srt-10 viper, but not killing it unless the driver was in 6th gear the entire time...if he posts up more info thats one thing but I just dont see these races happening. Id expect to get smart *** responses if I posted an outrageous kill, haha plus its kinda entertaining at work.

99z20ate

iTrader: (1)

jeez chaman, obviously u must not have gotten it the first time coming to look at the post for a second time.

ProjectDuStU

iTrader: (4)

hrrmmm i have raced that body style viper before, i have mods in my sig, i make stockish ls1's look slow... the viper i raced inched away from me till we hit about 100ish and then pulled away like a mother...im not goin to call , but he was not racing you....3rd gear in his manual which is strong as hell and your auto... he woulda put 1 car on you from the get go..

BLKWS.6

I am thinking this is a BS post and the viper guy ran you in his 1:1 gear like I sometimes do with cars that arent in my leage (admittedly few...)