Boxster????? C'mon ....
#1
Boxster????? C'mon ....
This Porsche Boxster followS me through town last night and pulls up beside me at a traffic light. I start to pull out when the light turns green and he purges his little nitrous kit. I thought it was the Volkswagon Jetta behind him until he does it again. I thought, 'NO WAY!'
Waaaay! He follows me out the 4-lane and about a mile out, I turn around to come back towards town and this idiot turns with me and tries to come up beside me. I accelerate but not too hard and I pull on him. His halogen lights start coming up in my rearview really quick. He's giving it all it's got, so, I stomp the livin' **** out of my accelerator. The guy fell back soooo far ... soooo fast ... it was absolutely hilarious! Kinda' felt sorry for him.
I slowed to about 40 mph to let him catch up and the slower I got, the slower he got. He finally turned the other way ... guess he was too embarrassed to face me at the next redlight. He purged so many times ******* with me in town, he probably purged hisself right out of juice ... LOL!!!!
Waaaay! He follows me out the 4-lane and about a mile out, I turn around to come back towards town and this idiot turns with me and tries to come up beside me. I accelerate but not too hard and I pull on him. His halogen lights start coming up in my rearview really quick. He's giving it all it's got, so, I stomp the livin' **** out of my accelerator. The guy fell back soooo far ... soooo fast ... it was absolutely hilarious! Kinda' felt sorry for him.
I slowed to about 40 mph to let him catch up and the slower I got, the slower he got. He finally turned the other way ... guess he was too embarrassed to face me at the next redlight. He purged so many times ******* with me in town, he probably purged hisself right out of juice ... LOL!!!!
#5
TECH Addict
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,335
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by CharlieCobra03
I think they look cool as hell, just too slow.
x2
My father has one and like to take the twisties fast and have a car no one else has where he lives. other than that he does not care. Nice car for what it is but to race an LS1... c'mon.
Jack
#6
one of buddy's dad's has a boxter and he thought it was faster than fast (probly b/c it was a porche) so i took him for a ride in my bone stock 98 t/a and he said my car had about twice the torque of the box,, and it was def faster. i hope boxter owners don't buy them for their performance b/c they're def overpriced if that's their perk.
#7
LS1 cars are already torque monsters anyway IMHO. I told my buddy at work (who owns a Boxster) about the Boxster guy that sprayed me. My friend bought his as a single guy who wanted an intermediary luxury/sports care for his strained budget and not for the speed or power ... more for picking up chicks. He laughed when I told him about the Boxster guy who tried to hurt my Trans Am with the nitrous hit he did on me.