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Old 06-14-2006, 05:36 PM   #1
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The other day I was in my seriously homosexual Audi TT and I came across a holy righteous Camaro powered by the God appointed LS1 motor. How dare I even look at this car as I am not worthy of it. The holy driver who is really manly is sitting with his woman. They are so godly, and my pitiful homosexual self is in my gay car beside them. Some of us lower lives sin at times, and my sin was deciding on challenging the Lord's children in this righteous car of God. I am now at a stoplight with them and when the light turns green I floor the pedal as hard as I can. The manly child of God in the holier than thou Camaro with his Eve immediately sees the sin I am committing. I hear the engine of virtue power up and in a few seconds the Camaro put over 100 car lengths on me. It was over that fast. The man and his woman then pork in front of my homosexual sinful self. I was very wrong for daring to messing with them. Please forgive the error my ways holy righteous LS1 drivers. You all are way too holy for me, and I worship you.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:50 PM   #2
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:51 PM   #3
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well, that was well put, i guess the screen name works too!
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:55 PM   #5
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yea but what's the motive?! haha
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:19 PM   #6
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He probably got beat by a TT and this is how he is rebuilding his masculinity.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:23 PM   #7
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Sorry I don't even know why I posted this.... I was just really bored. The above never happened and I dont even drive a Audi TT.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:24 PM   #8
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LS1= Is god not way around that

Who is Budda=LS1

Who is jesus= Can even compare the LS1 to him

Who is Alia= Ls1 of course

LS1 is god is every shape, you should be so blessed to be beat by such a strong pulling monster, nothing on earth can beat it NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(In a dieing yell)
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:24 PM   #9
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i guess 25psi changed his screen name....

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This is really amusing. Nice story though you have to admit...
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