The other day I was in my seriously homosexual Audi TT
and I came across a holy righteous Camaro
powered by the God appointed LS1 motor. How dare I even look at this car as I am not worthy of it. The holy driver who is really manly is sitting with his woman. They are so godly, and my pitiful homosexual self is in my gay car beside them. Some of us lower lives sin at times, and my sin was deciding on challenging the Lord's children in this righteous car of God. I am now at a stoplight with them and when the light turns green I floor the pedal as hard as I can. The manly child of God in the holier than thou Camaro with his Eve immediately sees the sin I am committing. I hear the engine of virtue power up and in a few seconds the Camaro put over 100 car lengths on me. It was over that fast. The man and his woman then pork in front of my homosexual sinful self. I was very wrong for daring to messing with them. Please forgive the error my ways holy righteous LS1 drivers. You all are way too holy for me, and I worship you.