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Old 06-30-2006, 10:46 AM
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Picture this, a typical end of June hazy Michigan morning at 6 am going to work. Driving my beater (93 Gran Prix w/nearly 196,000 miles no leaks, but everything on it is broke, but it does run great!!!!) I see a goofy white kid with his hat turned to the side, and G ridin' his 99 V-6 Mustang with fake dual exhaust, and Cobra badges. So much bass that everything was vibrating. He yells out the window and says, "you wanna do something punk?" I couldn't help but laugh. The light went green, he stalls, and I trott leisurely towards the expressway thinking that we were done. Here comes that same idiot, yelling out his window that's bullshit dog! He cuts me off and jumps out of his car. He is 5'6" 130 lbs soaking wet, I am 6'4" 250 lbs and I am in good shape. After he got a good look at me he jumped back in his car yelling my bad dog. Another funny thing is he probably thought I was following him, but I was just going to work, and we happened to be going the same way. I'd bet money he pissed himself. If it wasn't from the physical differences, it must've been from the 2 guns in my shoulder holsters. I swear some people are so big and bad, until they run into a real big and bad guy. Sorry for the length of the post, but I just found this to be absolutely hilarious. Guess you had to be there.
Old 06-30-2006, 10:53 AM
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is this for real? because if it is it's pretty funny. i just don't understand why he'd get out of his car and try to fight you or something because he stalled out. you didn't do anything...

so why did you have 2 guns on your shoulder anyway? you a cop? bounty hunter? chuck norris?

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Originally Posted by ChocoTaco369
so why did you have 2 guys on your shoulder anyway? you a cop? bounty hunter? chuck norris?
last one had me rollin
Old 06-30-2006, 11:08 AM
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thats hilairious! i HATE!!!!!! people like that.
nice daily driver too, i gotta '95 grand prix and 176,000 on it. it runs great too.
Old 06-30-2006, 11:18 AM
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I once beat up a handicaped kid on the playground, he was frontin' but didn't want none we he saw I didn't ride the short bus yo. I hurt my hand on his bicycle helmet though.
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Sounds like Slim Shady has a problem.
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Wow. I still dont get why he was trying to fight you though????
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HOLD ON!! Your 6'4 and you can fit in a Vette oh no I'll have to call BS on that one..lol
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**** I'm 6'3 and IMO Vett's are more comfortable than F-bod's...
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You should've pulled out your badge and gun. He literally would've squatted down
on the spot and **** himself.
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Why do little white punks say "dawg" and stupid **** like that? Do they really feel like badasses when they go to bed at night?

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Originally Posted by ChocoTaco369
so why did you have 2 guns on your shoulder anyway? you a cop? bounty hunter? chuck norris?
Chuck Norris doesn't need guns.......
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Originally Posted by CTSVSL65AMG
I once beat up a handicaped kid on the playground, he was frontin' but didn't want none we he saw I didn't ride the short bus yo. I hurt my hand on his bicycle helmet though.
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Originally Posted by V6Owner
HOLD ON!! Your 6'4 and you can fit in a Vette oh no I'll have to call BS on that one..lol
I'm 6'6" and 325lbs, and the Vette is the only 2 seater I fit in...not all that bad really...although it looks more like I'm taking it off than getting out! . Almost bought a Viper in 2001, but the sales guy just kept banging my knee with the door saying you fit, you fit. Talk about little guys pissing themselves...they don't expect the Jolly Green Giant to get out of a Vette.
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Originally Posted by V6Owner
HOLD ON!! Your 6'4 and you can fit in a Vette oh no I'll have to call BS on that one..lol

I fit just fine, seat all the way back, seat tilted, I can even wear a hat. No BS bro. Lot of muscle, not much fat. LOL
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Originally Posted by unit213
You should've pulled out your badge and gun. He literally would've squatted down
on the spot and **** himself.

Good suggestion Unit213. When are going to go do some good video for the forum?? Can't wait.
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Thanks to everyone who responded. I am glad you found it to be as humorous as I did. LOL.....
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Originally Posted by allngn_c5
Good suggestion Unit213. When are going to go do some good video for the forum?? Can't wait.
Video = evidence. You should know that.
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Originally Posted by CTSVSL65AMG
I once beat up a handicaped kid on the playground, he was frontin' but didn't want none we he saw I didn't ride the short bus yo. I hurt my hand on his bicycle helmet though.


That actually rhymes.


In the world today, there is just too many people that talk ****,...very few are ever willing to back it up. Same kinda thing happened a week ago in my own neighborhood. I left my town house to go up to the front office....my car is loud, the street you drive in is surrounded by town houses....so everything echo's(coming home at 3am is awesome...neighbors love me). Anyways, I go about 25mph in a 20mph in 1 second...and I park at the office and get outta my car. Some dude 50 yards back, starts yelling at me like he's macho man randy savage.....saying I was drivingf entirely too fast. He actually starts cussing me out from that distance. I stop in my tracks....and say "WHAT?" and start power walking towards him cause of his tone. He turns around and power walked inside his garage.

I turn around and go back on my original mission. Finish. Get back in my car. Drive right to his driveway...... he walked out and said to me how sorry he was. I told him he needed to just calm down.... he complimented my car.....and I went on my way.

From the moment he saw that I was serious....he knew he needed to chill. Ten bucks says he won't call out anyone like that anymore. I kinda like confrontations with people like that.

Peace out.
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Originally Posted by unit213
You should've pulled out your badge and gun. He literally would've squatted down
on the spot and **** himself.

Damn that unit, I'm trying to work....

Damn, got the cubicle peeps looking at me.



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