03 Cobra and Moron in Turbo V-dub.
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03 Cobra and Moron in Turbo V-dub.
Im driving home yesterday and this clown is blocking me in with traffic. I get on his little red 2 dr VW *** and really was considering PUSHING his stupid *** off the road, when the van also blocking me turns right and I proceed to cruise past the bitch. He downshifts and tries to go screaming by me and I just hammer it in 5th...yea at like 50mph and I stop his pull. Anyway, now he is trying to get in front of me...yea, thats gonna happen. Now at the light, after he couldnt pass me, he puts down his window and actually says......"YOU have NO idea what you are getting into..." I was dumbfounded. "Its a VW. I said". "With a Turbo, I will kill you"...he must have said I will kill you 8 times in 2 minutes...He wouldnt turn right so I fuc$ing blocked traffic and put my left blinker on to turn left in the right only lane. Anyway, we cruise in 2nd and I told him to go whenever and then the shitbox came alive, sort of. Then I smacked the gas pedal hard enough to put a hole in the floor and put a good bus length in 2nd gear only...jackass. He said do it again, another bus length. Then he wouldnt put his window down...I D I O T....Really sorry so long but I was pissed at this waste of space. Moron.
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lol those guys are awesome. Clearly he's not a car enthusiast in general or he would have known that you were driving the Schwarzenegger. It's so ironic that "you" didnt know what you were getting into. When actually it was he that didn't know lol. Good funny kill.
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ahahahahha so angry!! its all good when that 05 gt called me a ***** after beating him by bus lenths i was vexed too!!!!! rock on fast cars with angry men!
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Haha what a tard. How old was this guy? Must not have known jack **** about cars, even a v6 stang could probably give him a run for his money.
Almost smashed into the back of one yesterday, dumbass chick turning at a two-lane left turn, shes on the inside and guns it and comes out of the turn in the middle of both lanes, looked surprised as hell when she looked back and I was about a foot away from her *** waiting for her to move the hell out of the way.
Almost smashed into the back of one yesterday, dumbass chick turning at a two-lane left turn, shes on the inside and guns it and comes out of the turn in the middle of both lanes, looked surprised as hell when she looked back and I was about a foot away from her *** waiting for her to move the hell out of the way.
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His " FAST " didnt get along with my Cobra.
Heres the crapmoblie. FYI
http://www.vw.com/gti/index.html
Heres the crapmoblie. FYI
http://www.vw.com/gti/index.html