killed a honda civic hatch on the way to the gym
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killed a honda civic hatch on the way to the gym
normally I don't even waste my time with hondas unless I hear blow-off or they purge on me or something..............
But a car full of college girls? I thought I'd **** around with them for a little bit.
We were at a light together and they were looking over checking out the car - so I look over and smile. Windows were half down and I can hear them revving and ****. Roll out to about 25 pacing them in 2nd gear, floor it and the car points left, points right at them, starts sliding into their lane about 10 feet in front of them and I drive it out until it's straight enough to be able to let out of it doing about 60.
They get up next to me again throwing their arms around screaming "THATS HOOOOTTTT" and waving.
AAAAAAAND then I had to turn so I couldn't seal any sort of deal
Amusing kill though
But a car full of college girls? I thought I'd **** around with them for a little bit.
We were at a light together and they were looking over checking out the car - so I look over and smile. Windows were half down and I can hear them revving and ****. Roll out to about 25 pacing them in 2nd gear, floor it and the car points left, points right at them, starts sliding into their lane about 10 feet in front of them and I drive it out until it's straight enough to be able to let out of it doing about 60.
They get up next to me again throwing their arms around screaming "THATS HOOOOTTTT" and waving.
AAAAAAAND then I had to turn so I couldn't seal any sort of deal
Amusing kill though
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I did that once but all I got was a cup of water thrown at me...really messed up my mullet and stained my leather jacket I've been wearing since high school. Good thing was I had my collar popped so it deflected some of the water from running down my neck. I never seem to have the luck you do.
Maybe because I look to Joe Dirt as my hero?
I need to find my parents...
j/k...you should of got at least one of their numbers...
Maybe because I look to Joe Dirt as my hero?
I need to find my parents...
j/k...you should of got at least one of their numbers...
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Same thing happened to me on the way home from work... civic filled with girls... they kept looking over and waving... i actually didnt realize it was a car filled with girls till after i smoked em... Buuut i have a g/f so there was no dealing to be sealed, lol.
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Originally Posted by 2K1WS6TA
I did that once to a Viper ACR with two hot chicks in it! Except for the kill part, I just looked and revved it up. no numbers, just smiles
I had to say "You can race my buddy's cobra"
Couldn't smoke them myself I was so sad
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ROFL! I'm sure you felt about 2" tall next to a viper when you are in a V6. would have lied and told em it was running about 25psi on a T76 and you are still breaking it in and can't punch it yet.
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Originally Posted by 2K1WS6TA
ROFL! would have lied and told em it was running about 25psi on a T76 and you are still breaking it in and can't punch it yet.
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ROFL! I'm sure you felt about 2" tall next to a viper when you are in a V6. would have lied and told em it was running about 25psi on a T76 and you are still breaking it in and can't punch it yet.
lazy V6 + slipping tranny = Slow.
I'll tell you what, I'm pretty confident when it comes to the bitches, I'm 6'5" 250lbs and I've never been afraid of talking with a girl - but driving a car with 300 less horsepower and 4 less cylinders would make even Justin Timberlake (or whomever chicks wanna make babies with nowadays) have to work to get some *****.
Funny thing is I got more attention in my 98 V6 AUTOMATIC Mustang on stock wheels than I have in any of my other cars except this one. Weird.
But yeah, going to the gym is more important at 9pm at night than getting some dumb chicks phone number. Especially when I've got a chick with 36DD's that shows up randomly at my house to **** haha.