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Old 03-16-2007, 01:22 AM
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first off, my car is an 98 ls1 z28 6-speed with an airlid, kn airfilter, flowmaster haha and shortshifter. big deal! haha and my buddies fullbolt on, cammed and tunes gt 2 valve. and we both pull up to my buddies work where he starts his **** talkin about his friends car and i waslike alright what is it illl race him. ITS a turbod ****** civic and i walsike what a civic! ill **** a civic in his loose fartcan haivn ***! and he walsike but its turbo! and i walsike i dont give a **** its a 4 cylinder!!! and he waslike well hes comin up here. so by this time were in walmart parkingl lot, a local hangout up here with all the highschool kids, me being one of them obvisouly lol and the kid pulls up and in my gruop of friends there was 3 mustangs gt's 2 ls1 z38 and an lt1 z28 and an 02 ws6 and a mean *** black z28 with a mega cam and open headers, in his group acros the parkling lot was a crx the legendary turbo civic and another civic. haha it was awesome he wouldnt even come over tehre and i went by him, bieng the typical kid i am i did a powerslide right by his door. and the mustangs and other real car did the same and the turbo civic got next to my buddy witht eh cammed gt and they raced and it was only a two lane highway, and i was chewing on his bumper like he wasnt even moving. i stood up on my brakes trying not to hit him and needleess to say we both fucked him in the *** like i said weweould, thankgod haha he scared me wrong! and i raced the full bolt on gt two and fucked its would up too but hes my best friend so i cant talk to much **** lol sryfor the long story.


end of the story: i beat fullbolt on cam mustang, and turbo civic

civic=6 Lbs of boost btw
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Wow... learn the english language please.
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Holy **** dude, what the **** is a walsike?

Walsike?

Is that Japanese?...
...am I missing something?

It sort of sounds like a type of fish.

Of course the Mustang lost, its cam was fully bolted on. Damn thing probably couldn't turn.

Plus what is up with the sodomy at the end? Was that really necessary. You are over 4,000 times more likely to transmit an STD if you are involved in ****, as opposed to vaginal, sex.

A total of 67 spelling and grammar errors in 14 sentences. There were only 351 words total as well.



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Apparently your myspace page name is assmilk, I guess that explains the sodomy.

http://www.myspace.com/assmilk <- I'm not making that up.

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Old 03-16-2007, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Wez28
a local hangout up here with all the highschool kids, me being one of them obvisouly lol
I quiver in fear when imagining attending that high school. Sorry man, but your writing structure and grammar was so horrid I couldn't even finish reading the tale. Stop blazing behind the gym and attend your English class once in a while. Maybe run it though an online WTFish-to-English translator first.
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OKAY GUYS!!!

I have translated this into a three part tale.

Please read and tell me what you think. I am just dying to get a sticky someday!

Link to the best race story ever:
https://ls1tech.com/forums/street-racing-kill-stories/677061-best-race-story-ever.html

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6-psi on a civic is still only low 14's@95-98ish.

PS. The fastest car i ever rode in was a turbo civic, dont knock em till you see one done right.
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It's 9:00 am and I already have a headache after trying to read the OP.

Thanks...it's Friday and I have a headache. Thanks alot.
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Apparently your myspace page name is assmilk, I guess that explains the sodomy.
That's sig quote material if one ever existed.
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[QUOTE=Genesis_26317]Holy **** dude, what the **** is walsike?

Wall Sike?

Is that Japanese?...
...am I missing something?

Of course the Mustang lost, its cam was fully bolted on.

Plus what is up with the sodomy at the end? Was that really necessary. You are over 4,000 times more likely to transmit an STD if you are involved in ****, as opposed to vaginal, sex.

A total of 67 spelling and grammar errors in 14 sentences. There were only 351 words total as well.

I am in tears, laughing about your correction...
and throwing in the public sevice announcement about the **** as opposed to vaginal is the best.
That is some funny stuff
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worst grammar/speeling in a post that ive ever seen. congrats on your win, but i think this post is turning into an english lesson now, which it should since thats the worst written thing ive ever seen on here lol.

and most of us arent big fans of the 4-bangers, i know im not and would never drive one....but dont knock them bc there are plenty out there that would hand you your *** on a silver platter.
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Learn to spell and write a readable sentence. Not a bad story but damn its hard to read.
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High school kids like you give high school kids like me a bad name. Lay down the pipe when you are typing, and you really should resist the urge to violate people after racing them.

And as kyles2000z said... with the minimal mods you have you would be wise to have a little respect for 4-bangers, there are plenty and I mean plenty of them out there that will blow by you easily, you've obviously never seen a properly built and modified turbo civic. A civic running 6lbs of boost is nothing.



P.S. by the way what kind of "tunes" does that mustang play, and depending on the year of the mustang you might want to tell your buddy hes missing a cam.
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Originally Posted by Fibbado
and you really should resist the urge to violate people after racing them.


Who ***** the loser of a race in the ***, what a homo.
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I grew up in the wrong neighborhood. I think there was one T/A at my high school and he was known as the rich guy. 90% of high school kids do not have the know-how to drive a sports car and your story proves it. Lets see who can power slide the closest to a car?? Is this Tokyo drift or something? +1 for your parents being able to afford to buy you a nice car -1,000,000 for them buying you a car that you will probably kill yourself and someone else with. They should equip cars with rpm limiters controlled by your parents. 3500 rpm redline would suffice. Oh, nice runs.
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Psssh, we all did crazy **** when we were younger. This kid definitely shows off our amazing school systems! Thank God I never went to a public HS!
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Originally Posted by Wez28
ITS a turbod ****** civic and i walsike what a civic! ill **** a civic in his loose fartcan haivn ***! and he walsike but its turbo! and i walsike i dont give a **** its a 4 cylinder!!!
Just so you know, there are quite a few turbo Civic hatches that would **** you in your loose non-grammar-"haivn" ***, in Arlington. So don't get to cocky. And remember kids... stay in school.
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Someone Pass Me Some ALIEVE...my Head Is Pounding After Reading This...wow
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Grammar aside, you better be careful with those civics with the turbos. my first loss was to a turbo civic making 550FrontWHP when i was only making 450-470.....yea, needless to say, that was a life lesson all its own.


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