95N20FORMULA

iTrader: (3)

Well tonight i was out at the local hangout and this guy with an Integra Type R revs at btw i beat him by 3 cars last weekend...so i rev back and get beside him and he guns it trying to be cool and i just keep going the same speed. Then he hits THE FLASHERS which pisses me off because im like wtf....
So i get beside him again and he hits it again but this time i do to he hit it first so he got a car jump but i quickly erased it and put a car on im in less than a full gear...so we keep doing this until the next read light and hes pissed now and says you cocky ****h and im like i didnt say ****....
Then hes like ur cars slow and is like did u read the back of my car last week and i said no i was infront of it the whole time and he says BS you were behind me all down the Interstate, i was like excuse me for not weaving in and outta traffic running from someone that just walked my ***...because thats what he did last weekend when i beat him and i dont juke in and outta cars going 90mph like him...
Anywayz he keeps talking **** saying we can race for pinks and im like sure so we get up to about 30 after the redlight and he guns it and i give him ATLEAST a car and a half start and then proceed to blow that ricers doors off...and at the next light hes like w/e ill call someone with a fast car and im like ok go ahead, so then he rips his ebrake and act like he wants to get out but he doesnt which hes very lucky he didnt... anywayz i basically have beat this guy like 6 times and he continues to talk ****...o well atleast his GF now knows his cars slow...

98Bird

this is a funny *** story.

98LS1blackonblack

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Need I say more. No, but I will. This is really funny b/c something very similar happened to me. I was next to an Acura Integra on the interstate in rush hour traffic who was trying to act like his car was something amazing. So he gets beside me and jumps back and forth and I'm like dude, where the hell do you think you're gonna go? So then he whips over behind me and then over another lane and then proceeds to floor it and jukes over right behind an 18 wheeler and in front of another car in the middle lane. I swear he was less than a foot away from that 18 wheelers rear end. Idiot who is going to get himself killed or someone else. Stupid stupid stupid

porksoda

iTrader: (39)

Yeah I like really liked the story too! It really like made my day so much better. I can't believe like how many times I like read the word "like" in that story. It really reminded of like that movie Clueless.

Good kill man!!!

Coy

iTrader: (4)

Sounds like a real douchebag. Good kill!

01FormulaTA

iTrader: (20)

lmao, nice kill....so I think the score is LS1's - 1,938,345,543,576,767,004 Kills\Ricer's - 8 Kills <-somthin like that lol

BeavermanA

iTrader: (1)

Man some ppl just can't take a defeat. Man up, give the guy props on spanking your ride and go your separate ways. Good kills, you should tape it next time. I bet he had been raving to his buddies all week about how he pulled a Camero on the top end, hell he probably said he edged you out from a dig too lol.

Finite1

iTrader: (3)

funny story

how can you even own a car and consider it "performance" and not have a general idea of what the competition looks like, especially in a straight line game.

good kill.

95N20FORMULA

iTrader: (3)

lol im not even an ls1 btw just an lt1, but i did 4get to mention the fact that when we were at that one light i asked him if he wanted to get on the interstate for some stop light free racing and he was like "wat u aint got no bottem end" at this point im rolling becasue my lt1 has assloads of that, and i was like yea and i spin 3 gears because of it and hes like well me to and then he revs up to the rev limiter and when the light goes green he dumps the clutch and maybe spins half of first...

brad8266

iTrader: (23)

Funny kill story, stupid ricers.

brad8266

iTrader: (23)

thats in the ballpark im sure.

L67toLS1

iTrader: (4)

Next time he asks you if you want to race for titles...ask him "why, do you want to walk home?"

James

SIC FUQR

iTrader: (2)

dude..be carefull though, next weekend...he could have more stickers...or different foggers...just be carefull...u migh t have to go 3/4 throttle next time...in 6th gear!!!

kidcamaro98

iTrader: (8)

next time...just beat his *** literally if hes still gonna be ignorant.

Fibbado

iTrader: (8)

hehe, if this punk is gonna keep changing the story and lying, just give him something he can't lie about as easily..... a black eye..

ThaBirdMan

iTrader: (15)

haha, good job

04Terminator

I'm like "nice Kill".

sbusby

If his girl is hot, just race for her...

Say, "Dude, you're waisting my time. If you want, the winner can drive her home."

bostonredsox_ws6

LIKE that was so funny, LIKE good kill

jake_richards

iTrader: (1)

I can give credit where credit is due if u have an 11 second import thats great... but if not, I'm so tired of kids in Hondas, Mazdas, Nissans....etc talking crap. It's like give it up. Your type R badge, carbon fiber hood, and Folgers "stage 15 exhaust system" will not make ur car run 9's.
Reminds me of this time a kid in a Miata was reving at me in my old LT1. So i follow him home and he gets out i ask him if he wants to race, and he's like dude ur not even worth the gas, and walks into his house......If i wasn't 18 and would go to jail for hospitalizing his scrawny @$$.....