1-8-7 in the community College parkin' lot
06-11-2008, 04:17 AM
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1-8-7 in the community College parkin' lot I'm taking a summer class at the local community college to finish up my degree, lotsa hot chicks walking around the campus all day so I'm not too pissed about it. Anyways, I brought my car to the campus and circled the parking lot just prior to entering class, last night. As usual I parked next to a cement island and away from every threatening presence that I can (fresh paint). When I return to my car later that evening, there's a 05+ black v6 mustang parked adjacent to me and a note under my driver's wiper. The note is very to the point in stating "my boyfriend's car would spank you! 01 GT!" So I figure if the black stang is in fact her car I'd wait around and catch a glimpse of her. After 10 mins She doesn't show, so I take off.
Next day, similar situation, note on my windshield at the end of class this time reading "He wants to run you, be here at 9:30 tonight." my watch reads 9:15, and about 4 minutes later a girl comes towards me. "So you decided to show" she says to me, talking all types of ****, and looking cute as hell while doing it. (5'0, full figured blonde, in a small denim skirt, and heels) as she comes into direct light her face takes a little away from the overall package, but shes still a little hottie. So we talk for a little bit, mostly about school, and then her Boyfriend shows up, in his GT. Red convertible, mach stripes, blacked out glass, hdlights, tllights, and from the sound of it flowmaster or equivalent cat back Automatic. Sounds nice, not too intimidating.
He comes out and after making out with his girl in front of me (?) walks over, and very cockily introduces himself, as Pat. Then he asks if I'm down for a run, claiming his girl will flag us. I say "Sure" anything to get another look at my next girlfriend. He says, "Oh, so you're ready" and I reply "Yea, why wouldn't be?" Then the mod list comes out, "I have a bbk throttle body, msd wires, 18inch rims, flowmaster cat back..." And I say "And?"
(fast forward) we are lined up in the parking lot, and his girl is 10 feet in front of us, she doesn't quite flag, but rather waves her arms up and down, I leave on the second flop of her left tit. He gets the jump I was distracted and uncaring of this race, knowing that I had him from the get go, I gun it, shift hard, at the light, and proceed to destroy him, placing nearly 3 lengths on him, before deeming it necessary to end the run with quickly approaching curb on the horizon. (Not bad for not launching well) In all honesty I would have embaressed this kid if I had drag launched. we loop around, and I speak humbly to him as I would to any victim. He's not happy, and I have to break the news to him that my car is a strong 11 second car, and that he never had a chance. I think he took my car as a bolt on only car, basing his conclusion solely on my slp LMII. Next time I have class I'm gonna hit so hard on this chick, take her for a ride, and then to diner and a movie.
Kids gotta start learning that visual mods to not equate to higher horsepower, they simply make you look retarded when guys who spend their money on performance improvements race you.
Next day, similar situation, note on my windshield at the end of class this time reading "He wants to run you, be here at 9:30 tonight." my watch reads 9:15, and about 4 minutes later a girl comes towards me. "So you decided to show" she says to me, talking all types of ****, and looking cute as hell while doing it. (5'0, full figured blonde, in a small denim skirt, and heels) as she comes into direct light her face takes a little away from the overall package, but shes still a little hottie. So we talk for a little bit, mostly about school, and then her Boyfriend shows up, in his GT. Red convertible, mach stripes, blacked out glass, hdlights, tllights, and from the sound of it flowmaster or equivalent cat back Automatic. Sounds nice, not too intimidating.
He comes out and after making out with his girl in front of me (?) walks over, and very cockily introduces himself, as Pat. Then he asks if I'm down for a run, claiming his girl will flag us. I say "Sure" anything to get another look at my next girlfriend. He says, "Oh, so you're ready" and I reply "Yea, why wouldn't be?" Then the mod list comes out, "I have a bbk throttle body, msd wires, 18inch rims, flowmaster cat back..." And I say "And?"
(fast forward) we are lined up in the parking lot, and his girl is 10 feet in front of us, she doesn't quite flag, but rather waves her arms up and down, I leave on the second flop of her left tit. He gets the jump I was distracted and uncaring of this race, knowing that I had him from the get go, I gun it, shift hard, at the light, and proceed to destroy him, placing nearly 3 lengths on him, before deeming it necessary to end the run with quickly approaching curb on the horizon. (Not bad for not launching well) In all honesty I would have embaressed this kid if I had drag launched. we loop around, and I speak humbly to him as I would to any victim. He's not happy, and I have to break the news to him that my car is a strong 11 second car, and that he never had a chance. I think he took my car as a bolt on only car, basing his conclusion solely on my slp LMII. Next time I have class I'm gonna hit so hard on this chick, take her for a ride, and then to diner and a movie.
Kids gotta start learning that visual mods to not equate to higher horsepower, they simply make you look retarded when guys who spend their money on performance improvements race you.
06-11-2008, 05:57 AM
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Very nice kill. I love when people say oh thats a 5.7 gto it must be slow not know its a camonly ls2 that traps at 118-119. Many people have suddenly become the prey and not the predator
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Great story man. Had me laughing a bit. Now can you please clarify FULL FIGURED BLONDE ??? Then you said still a little hottie with a bad face ??
I am going out on a limb, but do you like fat, ugly blondes ??
Pics would help.
I am going out on a limb, but do you like fat, ugly blondes ??
Pics would help.
06-11-2008, 03:05 PM
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i dont doubt it i know they are weak as hell. I was saying with the mods the guy in the mustang has he is probably only gained 15 hosrepower. Maybe typed it wrong or you read it wrong. The guy with the mustang only had these mods, bbk throttle body, msd wires, 18inch rims, flowmaster cat back..."
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Ah haha great story! Thats the way ever race should be sanctioned. With the ***** falling out of her bra,(added) and the F bodies and Vette's walking away with the victory and the girl. 