How to properly lower your car.
11-02-2008, 08:25 PM
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How to properly lower your car. Giving your car that perfect stance isn’t always the easiest thing. Sometimes you need to plan at what stance you are looking to get. If your stance is that classic muscle car look of front end lowered even with the body then this is what you will need to get the job done, quick, reliable and affordable.
1. Scope out a fat chick.. try to get one according to how low you want your car to go.
2. Approach her.. Tell her that you admire her curves and if she wouldn’t mind modeling on your car for a calendar.
3. Pick her up; treat her to McDonalds before you get home.
4. Wash your car (don’t let fat bitch touch) and wax it really nice.
5. Have her sit on the center to equally distribute the weight
Stand back and pat yourself on the back
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1. Scope out a fat chick.. try to get one according to how low you want your car to go.
2. Approach her.. Tell her that you admire her curves and if she wouldn’t mind modeling on your car for a calendar.
3. Pick her up; treat her to McDonalds before you get home.
4. Wash your car (don’t let fat bitch touch) and wax it really nice.
5. Have her sit on the center to equally distribute the weight
Stand back and pat yourself on the back
*Rate thread according to how well this technique worked for you*
