jury duty tommorrow
Whats the best ways yo have ever heard of to get immediate dismssal? 
07-05-2009, 09:36 PM
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Not respond... Act like you never recieved anything, unless you were served by a real person and signed for it.. The burden of proof lies on whether you recieved a public notice in the standard mail system...That's hard to prove..
I can't stand jury duty.. I get the notice in the mail and everytime nothing happens.. I guess they figure maybe you don't recieve the mail, but they don't come after you..
That's what I do anyways in California and it's worked for over 20 years.
I can't stand jury duty.. I get the notice in the mail and everytime nothing happens.. I guess they figure maybe you don't recieve the mail, but they don't come after you..
That's what I do anyways in California and it's worked for over 20 years.
07-05-2009, 09:37 PM
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i thought about it, but my luck ill get ticketed for it. i work offshore, so im off work and dont really have anything better to do, i just dont want to sit for 10$ a day
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07-05-2009, 09:40 PM
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07-05-2009, 09:53 PM
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Ask where u apply for assalt weapons registration?
Say, damn Im glad I got that last box of sniper rounds last nite at Cabela's.
Is it open season yet?
I dont giva **** what they did, there here, there guilty.
Walk in screaming, GOD LOVES YOU ALL, unless u kill babies.
Walk in searching your pockets, then look on the floor, lightly whisper to someone infront of you, now where did I put the remote detonator?
Should I really go on?
Say, damn Im glad I got that last box of sniper rounds last nite at Cabela's.
Is it open season yet?
I dont giva **** what they did, there here, there guilty.
Walk in screaming, GOD LOVES YOU ALL, unless u kill babies.
Walk in searching your pockets, then look on the floor, lightly whisper to someone infront of you, now where did I put the remote detonator?
Should I really go on?
07-05-2009, 09:58 PM
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slide down in the chair, and pull your shirt over ur head alittle, and say, OH ****, Thats the guy right there in the stripes and handcuffs. I told u they would catch u ******!!!!!
07-05-2009, 10:02 PM
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Ask where u apply for assalt weapons registration?
Say, damn Im glad I got that last box of sniper rounds last nite at Cabela's.
Is it open season yet?
I dont giva **** what they did, there here, there guilty.
Walk in screaming, GOD LOVES YOU ALL, unless u kill babies.
Walk in searching your pockets, then look on the floor, lightly whisper to someone infront of you, now where did I put the remote detonator?
Should I really go on?
Say, damn Im glad I got that last box of sniper rounds last nite at Cabela's.
Is it open season yet?
I dont giva **** what they did, there here, there guilty.
Walk in screaming, GOD LOVES YOU ALL, unless u kill babies.
Walk in searching your pockets, then look on the floor, lightly whisper to someone infront of you, now where did I put the remote detonator?
Should I really go on?
07-05-2009, 10:11 PM
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hahaha... I had jury duty in California for some punk that ripped off some old lady's purse at a gas station.... on the form I wrote that I was a member of the ACLJ... when they asked me what that was I told them it was a Christian based organization that lobbies for tougher penalties for first time offenders.... When we came back from break the defense attorney says "ummmm... you can go"!
07-05-2009, 10:13 PM
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just sit in the chair while no one is talking and say, " OOooo look a butterfly, I like to skip rocks, Its a small world after all, follow it all up with a, "DAMNIT IM OUTTA PENACILIN.
07-05-2009, 10:14 PM
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i've never gotten far enough to have a chance to try anything out lol... the one time i went was a total waste of time... i sat and sat until they called my group of numbers then they took us upstairs to a hallway of courtrooms... then i'm like damnit i really don't want to do this crap so i'm thinking of legitimate excuses for them to make me leave... about that time they come out and say there isn't going to be a trial today... yay!, i get to go home right?... wrong!... go back downstairs and sit for another hour... finally they announce my group of numbers again but this time they say we are no longer needed and they write us a dismissal slip... i wasted half a day there but luckily my job pays us a full day for jury duty so it ended up not being so bad
07-05-2009, 10:20 PM
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If you feel you must go and want to get out of it, just tell the judge or jury selecter that you are extremely prejudice.. Your father raised you in the deep South and you still fly the confederate flag... White power...
That will get you out of it every time..
That will get you out of it every time..