Survivor, texas style
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Survivor, texas style SURVIVOR, TEXAS STYLE
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to
do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, then down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso, Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene ,Fort Worth , and, finally, back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay,"
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012," and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to
do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, then down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso, Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene ,Fort Worth , and, finally, back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay,"
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012," and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
