Chuck Norris.
haven't heard that one before! 
09-16-2011, 09:59 AM
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They tore down the border fence and placed Chuck Norris on the border because he is homeland security.
Chuck Norris is suing the car industry because he was the one who invented RPM; roundhouses per minute.
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris; after three days of fever, convulsions and intense pain the snake finally died.
Chuck Norris is suing the car industry because he was the one who invented RPM; roundhouses per minute.
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris; after three days of fever, convulsions and intense pain the snake finally died.
09-16-2011, 06:44 PM
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Saw this a while back and it seems appropriate for this thread. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
09-18-2011, 01:32 AM
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did you hear chuck norris is going to be in the next expendables....
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=18826
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=18826
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
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12-01-2011, 10:31 AM
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They once tried to build a statue of Chuck Norris' dick. They ran out of concrete.
Chuck Norris will live forever. He did not cheat death, he beat it fair and square.
E=MC Chuck Norris
When Death knocks on Chucks door, hes asks permission to come inside.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, his reflection says, "You are one bad mother ******!"
God didnt rest on the 7th day, He created Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris will live forever. He did not cheat death, he beat it fair and square.
E=MC Chuck Norris
When Death knocks on Chucks door, hes asks permission to come inside.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, his reflection says, "You are one bad mother ******!"
God didnt rest on the 7th day, He created Chuck Norris....
12-01-2011, 02:55 PM
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I heard this one before:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
I made these up:
Chuck Norris can do **** push ups while standing up.
Chuck Norris went to a sperm bank and donated a sample. Dr's studied the sample and found better use for it. Now they sell it as Proactive.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
I made these up:
Chuck Norris can do **** push ups while standing up.
Chuck Norris went to a sperm bank and donated a sample. Dr's studied the sample and found better use for it. Now they sell it as Proactive.
