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Old 12-01-2011, 08:18 PM
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This has helped me out maybe it will help you younger guys out a little... and even the older.







NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...


(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

... (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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oh yeah
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So true
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jajaj very true great post
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How true
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lol truth
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Haha thats great. Where was this when I first got married???
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now going on facebook. this outta be good...
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What was that? I wasn't listening.
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mine likes NO! as in **** no you cant
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They forgot the 10th word, "Defensive."
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or how bout "Uh huh" is in "yeah, you're full of crap."
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Thanks for the laugh. Only laughed cause its all true!
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right on the money boys! can't argue a single one.




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