Thursday joke - tree hugger
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Thursday joke - tree hugger > Tree Hugger
> A woman from Vancouver Island , who was a tree
> hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of
> timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
> of the natural splendor of her land, so she started
> to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
>
> In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree
> to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest
> doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and
> an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
>
> The doctor listened to her story with great patience
> and then told her to go into the examining room and
> he would see if he could help her. She waited three
> hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
> demanded, "What took you so long?"
>
> He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get
> permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management
> before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> recreational area."
> A woman from Vancouver Island , who was a tree
> hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of
> timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
> of the natural splendor of her land, so she started
> to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
>
> In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree
> to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest
> doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and
> an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
>
> The doctor listened to her story with great patience
> and then told her to go into the examining room and
> he would see if he could help her. She waited three
> hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
> demanded, "What took you so long?"
>
> He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get
> permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management
> before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> recreational area."
pretty funny 
