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What if?
What if?
What if you were dating this girl for about a year. You two really loved each other. You both are talking about marriage. Everything is going great. One day she is walking into the kitchen to start making your dinner, she slips and falls. She wakes up after being knocked out for some time. You come home and see her, you help her up and ask if she is alright, does she need to go to the hospital. She says “**** **** ************ *****”. You are stunned. You ask her what is wrong. She doesn’t know. You go to get her ice for her head and ask if she wants it in a zip loc bag or a wet rag. She says “suck a monkey’s **** bitch ****”. You then rush her to the hospital. The doctors tell you she is diagnosed with turrets and it is incurable. So do you stay with her overlooking her new and embarrassing handy-cap or do you gradually fall out of love with her and leave her helpless to live her life out yelling obscenities? Or do you stay with her and join in:
Hey honey what time is the dinner at your parents?
They want us there at *** face nut cruncher…7…
Well we need to hurry. Gosh I love her.
What if you were dating this girl for about a year. You two really loved each other. You both are talking about marriage. Everything is going great. One day she is walking into the kitchen to start making your dinner, she slips and falls. She wakes up after being knocked out for some time. You come home and see her, you help her up and ask if she is alright, does she need to go to the hospital. She says “**** **** ************ *****”. You are stunned. You ask her what is wrong. She doesn’t know. You go to get her ice for her head and ask if she wants it in a zip loc bag or a wet rag. She says “suck a monkey’s **** bitch ****”. You then rush her to the hospital. The doctors tell you she is diagnosed with turrets and it is incurable. So do you stay with her overlooking her new and embarrassing handy-cap or do you gradually fall out of love with her and leave her helpless to live her life out yelling obscenities? Or do you stay with her and join in:
Hey honey what time is the dinner at your parents?
They want us there at *** face nut cruncher…7…
Well we need to hurry. Gosh I love her.
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Originally Posted by Texas TransAm
Sounds like my loony sister!! I don't know how her boyfriend can stand it.
Damn you must have grown up scared all the time!!!
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Originally Posted by PSYKOZ28
Damn you must have grown up scared all the time!!!
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it'd make for interesting bedroom talk, at least she'd be hot, and you wouldnt have to worry about some guy hittin on her
guy- "hey baby how ya doin"
her- "I'm ok"
guy- "what's your name you got a man or somethin'?"
her- "my name's ashley, yeah I have a ******* **** **** HERPES"
guy- *tires peeling out*
guy- "hey baby how ya doin"
her- "I'm ok"
guy- "what's your name you got a man or somethin'?"
her- "my name's ashley, yeah I have a ******* **** **** HERPES"
guy- *tires peeling out*
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Originally Posted by 1genCamaro
it'd make for interesting bedroom talk, at least she'd be hot, and you wouldnt have to worry about some guy hittin on her
guy- "hey baby how ya doin"
her- "I'm ok"
guy- "what's your name you got a man or somethin'?"
her- "my name's ashley, yeah I have a ******* **** **** HERPES"
guy- *tires peeling out*
guy- "hey baby how ya doin"
her- "I'm ok"
guy- "what's your name you got a man or somethin'?"
her- "my name's ashley, yeah I have a ******* **** **** HERPES"
guy- *tires peeling out*
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Originally Posted by al
Hey Dustin, I thought that the young woman you came by with Sun. was a nice girl. I didn`t even notice her teretts (sp?) until you mentioned it.
Well I am sure you noticed when she said your cat had pretty **** ***** FURRY **** NIPPLES!
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Originally Posted by Texas TransAm
Nah, she's 8 years younger than me...I'd just knock the **** out of her...maybe its because my brother and I had her convinced that she was adopted....LOL
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I would just go along with it. if we were in public and we were talking and then all of a sudden she was like "**** **** ************ BALL SNIFFER" I would turn right around and go "***** LICKER ************ **** EATER" and turn the to people looking at us and go it just our fun little game is it bothering you well get over it
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Go with it, if you loved her before love her now because frankly I would be laughing and enjoying it! Who knows, maybe she will bust her *** again and then the turrets will go away....