Joke for Sunday!!
11-27-2005, 02:11 AM
#1
Joke for Sunday!! A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man.
"If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be
too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket
of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my
electricity this morning."
one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man.
"If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be
too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket
of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my
electricity this morning."
