Great joke!
12-19-2005, 12:39 PM
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Great joke! Married for the Night
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but
are both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted!
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but
are both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted!
haha 