Beer better than women?
02-09-2006, 02:30 PM
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Beer better than women? This has been around but it is kinda on to something !!! 
1- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2- Beer stains wash out.
3- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6- Beer is never late.
7- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8- Hangovers go away.
9- Beer labels come off without a fight.
10- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11- Beer never has a headache.
12- You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13- A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15- A beer always goes down easy.
16- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17- You can share a beer with your friends.
18- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19- Beer is always wet.
20- Beer doesn't demand equality.
21- You can have a beer in public.
22- A beer doesn't care when you come.
23- A frigid beer is a good beer.
24- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
1- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2- Beer stains wash out.
3- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5- When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6- Beer is never late.
7- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8- Hangovers go away.
9- Beer labels come off without a fight.
10- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11- Beer never has a headache.
12- You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13- A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15- A beer always goes down easy.
16- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17- You can share a beer with your friends.
18- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19- Beer is always wet.
20- Beer doesn't demand equality.
21- You can have a beer in public.
22- A beer doesn't care when you come.
23- A frigid beer is a good beer.
24- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
02-09-2006, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by obseSSed
but beer can't suck your weiner.
...beer breath's gross BTW.
...beer breath's gross BTW.
02-09-2006, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by thebatman411
Very true. We do need yall to vaccum our weiner along with our carpet, so that makes two things for yall High five for you
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02-09-2006, 10:13 PM
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just remember when you're in a relationship who makes most of the decisions/rules. I know you guys gotta use things like this to make you feel like you have more power 
aww j/k. The world would'nt be the same without men. That's why we love ya.
aww j/k. The world would'nt be the same without men. That's why we love ya.
02-09-2006, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by obseSSed
just remember when you're in a relationship who makes most of the decisions/rules. I know you guys gotta use things like this to make you feel like you have more power
aww j/k. The world would'nt be the same without men. That's why we love ya.
aww j/k. The world would'nt be the same without men. That's why we love ya.
Remember this "Women" = The reason God created alcohol.
No I love the hell out of my woman, just having fun. What would us men do with out women and there hatchet wound LMAO
02-10-2006, 01:03 PM
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BEER vs. *****: THE PLAYOFF
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to *****
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend. - One point to *****
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much ***** and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to *****
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 ***** 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. - extra point BEER!
1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to *****
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend. - One point to *****
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much ***** and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to *****
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 ***** 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. - extra point BEER!
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Originally Posted by obseSSed
but beer can't suck your weiner.
...beer breath's gross BTW.
...beer breath's gross BTW.