Pick up lines for you lonely Valentiner's to use !
02-13-2006, 03:50 PM
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Pick up lines for you lonely Valentiner's to use ! I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long
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(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on Earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on Earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
