Girls get valentines guys get March 20
02-14-2006, 09:47 AM
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Girls get valentines guys get March 20 Someone emailed me this I think it is cool and together we can change the holidays.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & ******* Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & ******* Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & ******* Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & ******* Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
02-14-2006, 11:56 AM
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ha well down south a blow job is where the yard is cut. There is grass on the side walk and you use a blower to blow it on the street. You just gave the yard a blow job.
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Originally Posted by DragonsPhyre
Our local radio station is sponsoring Steak and a blow job day by providing the steaks. 107.3 in Killeen
that sounds like 107.3, lol. great station. we need something like that in dallas.
they took jagger off the edge(102.1) so now we have **** for radio stations.
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oh heard about this in school (i.e. i'm not in high school anymore but i'm not old i'm still a young'n). i guess thats the least we can do. but its not like you guys stress about what to get your girlfriends or wife unless they are high maint. all u gotta do is get flowers candy and a card and maybe take them out to eat she thanks you by giving you some and bamm your butt is off the line. and you get gifts too.now for christmas u should worry b/c you had all year to save up and plan for presents. and your anniv's too cuz if its not a good or meaningful gift then it's like you dont appreciate her. so come on guys be a trooper and give your girl the best gifts ever. they dont have to be expensie but at least have some thought into it!! but i will mark march 20th on my calendar. hopefully my boyfriend hasnt read this and i will just surpise him. ha. funny
